It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Posts by Todd Keisling
If you live near Wyomissing, PA — all the Brian Keene and @toddkeisling.com books at B&N are freshly signed. Also, there’s only one copy of @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social’s The Hive left because we bought copies.
Record Store Day
If you’re a Hachette author you should be talking to your editors and teams about this. If they’re using AI to counter AI, it’s still AI. And it may also be giving your work to the machine, serving it up on a contractual platter.
On repeat all morning. Gonna need this one on vinyl, guys.
"NINE INCH NOIZE"
THE NEW ALBUM FROM NINE INCH NAILS
OUT NOW
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I’ve used him for both our anthologies and some advertising stuff, so if you need any graphic stuff, I’d recommend hitting him up before he gets too busy again.
Todd is an absolute master at what he does. Professional, highly communicative, and will bring your vision to life.
Dullington Design Co. is currently taking new clients. If you need your book's interior or cover formatted for print and eBook, please get in touch!
www.toddkeisling.com/design
Evergreen.
"Other than perhaps John Langan’s The Fisherman, I’m hard pressed to think of a horror novel that’s done more to expand, shift, and grow cosmic horror more in the last ten years than this book."
Thank you so much, Brian, this is most incredible praise 🖤
DEVIL'S CREEK by @toddkeisling.com has 500 Goodreads reviews! Here's to the next 500 (and 500 more).
www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
SAME.
Of our horror people -- Candace Nola -- needs our help RIGHT NOW to afford life-saving care.
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-and...
That's fair.
WTF did we do to deserve being born in this timeline?
@draft2digital.bsky.social has made the inane decision to charge a yearly fee to anyone that make less than $100 per year, indicating that such accounts may be AI slop. This punishes indie publishers in particular, but it especially punishes members of a shared revenue project. (1/5)
Filed my taxes with "conscientious objector" written across the top of my 1040 and held my nose while writing the check. We're gonna feel that financial hit for a while, so... you know, buy a book or three. Or subscribe to my Patreon.
patreon.com/toddkeisling
Candace Nola is incredible and the first to lend a helping hand when people need it. Now she needs us. Please give if you can, and please share far and wide.
Want to listen to Caroline Bicks talk about Steve King (that's me)? You can do it on Neil McRobert's TALKING SCARED podcast. McRobert is smart and Bicks is equally smart. You'll enjoy it.
Happy book birthday to my haunted houses! 🏚️🔥
I'm so thrilled The Haunted Houses She Calls Her Own is available now! I can't believe I have a second collection out in the world! 😱🦇🖤
It is!
Let me know if I can help.
Fever House ebook is $1.99 eeeeverywhere today! It’s my birthday, so hey, help me help you or something.
Cover for Nick Mamatas' SABBATH. There's a silver sword smack in the middle, plunging into soot and fire almost up to the hilt. A skull is front and center on the hilt.
Cover for C. Robert Cargill's DAY ZERO. A boy and what appears to be a cyborg tiger losing its hair sit on a mound of bones overlooking a hazy, red and orange landscape that looks like a nuclear apocalypse. A sun burns bright in the distance.
Cover for Caitlin Starling's THE LUMINOUS DEAD. A gloved hand is clinging to a cliff that is in some sort of cave.
Cover for THE RACK II, edited by Tom Deady. A skeleton sits criss-cross applesauce with its chin in its hands, studying a spinning rack of books, deciding on its next read.
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