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Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs

K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h The Emperor's New Groove august @regularaugust • Feb 14 Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias" t7 536 2.9K 1ll 71K L K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently @ 3 セ145 604 thi 5.1K Keeg @armormodechang the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual

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Falling asleep first at the Zion rave and waking up in the Matrix since your friends jacked you in

Charlie Brown may not have had hoes but this creature had many

episode 024

One of the best parts of being a professional music producer is that I can use my tools and skills to do something as fuckin stupid as this

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

when I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and I walk into my kitchen

@alanedgehead.bsky.social review when?

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Dana Carvey from Waynes World with the caption "He Does this every Friday."

He does this every Friday.

Rogue from X-Men

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL VIOLENCE RULES

Cammy White 🐈 apparently it's her birthday, too 🍰

Happy New year and Happy Birthday Juri Han 🥳🎉

caught a hundo in pokemon go today and named it after a tree from the best christmas movie of all time

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Pelican
(2022)

I can't believe we finally have Mother 4