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Once you've learned how to write "I am a drunk idiot” in Sanskrit, Mandarin and Arabic you're pretty much ready to open your own tattoo parlour.

It looks like they're making fillet steaks out of the hull

It's like a rave with no dealers

Photo of a person in a hand constructed tunic and cap constructed of string and dozens of hamburger buns, hands full of buns, standing before a body of water teeming with seagulls. The text says "me concluding an email to a student with 'email me if you have any more questions.'"

It's the time of year when I feel in my bones why I first made this:

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they're saying that all traces of Viktor are being erased so thoroughly that he's now just an orban legend

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

lol!

i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes

a joyful golden retriever mid-sprint through green grass under a canopy of pink cherry blossoms

i feel like you all need this

Here's the video:

Again, I'm compelled to say that several years ago I wrote a piece for the NYT about me and my dad's shared love of Enya. In it, I mentioned that her music has been known to bring my father to tears and the fact-checking was so rigorous that they called my own dad - twice - to ask if this was true.

Finding it hard to take Storm Dave seriously. I just want to ring him and see if he fancies a few pints and a kebab.

The cosmic background radiation of Western politics

Any Democratic politician not furiously taking notes on what Mamdani is doing is insane. He is mainstreaming munincipal socialism and making it seem cool and fun in the process.

Sleep paralysis demon convention

Sora, make me a video of someone playing the world's smallest violin

oh wait, you can't BITCH

Are they not on Sinder?

Zódhran 💚

"Iceberg lettuce dead ahead!"

"Draw me like one of your French fries"

🎵 Nearer my cod to thee...

Who is this Brent Crude guy seems like his stock is rising

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Eek!

'Ha-dough-ken!'