"I'll be right over," I respond to someone 5 timezones and a whole ass ocean away.

Yes to all of these, and in particular, I would do disgusting things for a Rebecca Guay deck in any theme.

Getting steamy today!

Took full advantage of a snow day this weekend!

You're looking in the mirror again, babes!

I am EXTREMELY feeling this most recent haircut/beard trim I got yesterday!

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

This is incredibly relatable, lol

Do it, do it!

EXACTLY. Lol our old printer died like a year ago (or more?) and we just replaced it last week and proxies were the first things I printed, lol

Lmao, I think he's like $300 now? I personally feel like that's money better used on another deck and upgrades.

Love it! Bloomburrow was such a fun, cute set; I've practically made it my whole personality, lol.

I actually pulled the fancy version of Bello but traded it away. I'm glad the card went to a loving home, but I regret trading it a tiny bit, because he's so cute!

Exciting! Which precon did you go with?

Of course! It's a tale as old as time, lmao

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Lol, damn it! I for sure thought I was successfully getting my nerdy flirt on!

Played a few prereleases, I see! I can tell one is from Ixalan, but what else do you have there?

A little bit of both today!

Oh believe me, I can relate! 🤣

You're clearly very distracted... 🤣

The VO on this entry makes it way more compelling than usual, I think!

Giving new meaning to "squash and stretch."

It feels like a good day to show off!

😂 I played THE SHIT out of that game... I'd play a little just before bed, next thing I know I'd look over and the sun would be coming up. I was in college and I'd be like, "guess I'm not going to Psych class today!"

🤣🤣🤣 Where did you get this footage of my husband?

That's true (I think you mean to say that trample allows a player to choose to deal excess damage to the defending player or all to the blocking creature?), but I haven't been in many games where people avoid doing damage they COULD deal to their opponents. All it takes is one hit to start a feud!

Oh hey! I've had an Alexios build planned for like a year now and my hubby just convinced me to put it together this week! Nice timing!

They were in the same play at 17? They probably did. 🤭

In general, it seems like the love for Lightning Bolt waxes and wanes (at least in EDH), but I feel like it's always a good include if you have the room.

Me, a chubby bearish type, on all fours on a bed, facing away from the camera so that the focus is on my butt, but I'm glancing over my shoulder back at you.

I've been meaning to post more regularly on here... Hump day seems like as good a day as any to start!