the only celebrities ive told them exist are obama and stalin

I lowkey popped off on it also using this thread to post more Tomo stuff…

I remade Konichiwa in tomodachi life for my cyber eva to listen to (she loves it)

This will only treat the symptom but the crying-laughing emoji must be immediately destroyed

Northernlion cruise

Need my yearly Philadelphia spring sojourn… hanging out with my straight college friends’ girlfriends… liquor soaked tables at Bonnie’s that would send a new yorker running to AA. Weird, large venues for bands with not enough people there. And yes a cheesesteak

northernlion mentioning he nearly watched castration movie gave me a cold sweat and clammy palms

april 1st is extremely jester

FAAA!!!!!

jack spicer afternoon full beat big tits evening

Send this to your Kwisatz Haderach who loves Powda

Pick up a few simple games and/or movies or shows then dont finish any of them. Try pokemon black/white

Oh right I need a Certificate of Non-Existence that makes sense

HIKARU UTADA MONDAY!!!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Bring back the fog machine at Bossa Nova Civic Club

mans said HOOOOW after i noscoped 5k on Prague in geogeussr… as if one could forget the everlasting Vltava or my beautiful wife playing kcd2

Lemme roll some blunts cause I took off what ppl call "bad weather" is m6 fav, I love overcast, rainy, snowy , dark asf type days #SNOWDAY

millennial bars love posting jack nicholson frozen to death in the shining on instagram during a blizzard like “open till we’re not 😂”

While checking on the Ridgewood/Nowadays superfund site (completely contaminated w thorium, which has a half life of 14 billion years btw) came across the landlord of the old deli complaining online a few years ago. His grandstanding lasted from 2018 to 2023 and stalled the cleanup until last May

that time in london when eva really needed to pee but we were at buckingham palace so we crossed the park desperate to find normal buildings and decided to tail one random guy… after following him thru some alleys we turned right then boom a few guys w machine guns as he walked into st james palace

felt the same way abt that and even more so w my BA day-of, especially because i hadnt even seen a single results photo by my doctor… i was going purely off of eve’s SECOND HAND recommendation (from her friend)!! but it all worked out 🤪

Coming in late, clocking out early, and in between margaritas? Kindahardgolf

ilia malinin performing to a medley that began with him saying “i know that i know nothing” was his kiss of death… he’d be biting gold right now had he led with pindar’s γενοι', οΐος εσσι μαθων 💔

mind u

phone locked away at the consulate door so i had to rawdog the waiting room for 2 hours

Went to baldymore and they all told me crab isnt in season fuck my drag

41 more years to 2067 then God im ready