would never see it coming 😭

please no one let Tyler into the wild, he simply can’t see the dangers

showed this to my color-blind bf and he said the images look almost exactly the same

it's a very rough time to be a person with pattern recognition and a strong sense of justice

I keep seeing reels of all the C!A psychic testing that was done on elementary school kids, and ummmm I definitely was put through all the tests and placed in in-school programs that focused on pattern recognition. I’m not saying I’m psychic but…

Ilysm 🥹🩷

Thank you 😭🥹

new nickname just dropped because I landed a dream role 🥹😭🎉

anyway the musical I’m in fully sold out over the holiday break and we don’t even open until tomorrow 🥹

so so rude to have cramps this bad when i have my final dress rehearsal tonight

Pets! Gardening! 4H club! Playing in the creek! Getting all childhood vaccines on the recommended schedule!

why does remembering to take magnesium always give me super long and weird dreams

📢 public transit should be free 📢

this is the best time of year purely because i get as many ginger snaps i want

seated! for Sonic 3

Happy bday!!!

I’m regrettably not the eccentric yet mysterious caretaker of an abandoned castle on the Irish coast, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well”.

It’s been a hard day, but I’m very grateful our community is so close-knit and supportive ❤️

a theater friend was killed by an enraged driver last night, and i am devastated for my theater family and mourning the talent we lost. I’m heartbroken for her husband and kids and feeling some heavy emotions rn. I love you guys 🩷

never forget to hold your loved ones tight and tell people you love them

no this makes sense actually

i need Chappell Roan to have a conversation with Miss Piggy

“Is it any wonder boys don’t like girls? Is it any wonder they grow up to be men who don’t respect women? When their entire lives they’ve been conditioned to shun all things feminine?”

Why isn't it ever "cum simultaneously with eileen" y'all need to be more generous lovers

I need to drink a full glass of water right when i wake up and get 40+g of protein for breakfast and and and and and and 🙃 i feel you it’s so much and can be so exhausting. You got this 🩷

I think it's important to remember that humans have been consuming cannabis throughout our entire existence pharohs were ripping vape carts and eating gummies just like you

increasing value for the shareholders by smoking 20 lbs of meat for the company bbq

my new job is wild bc wdym i get to tie bows on chocolate boxes for two hours and decorate the office for the holidays and get PAID for it???

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's the holidays and you don't need to justify yourself to anyone if you have cookies for dinner.