Just get me the industrial 5 gallon Nutella, okie?
Posts by More Cowbell
Paying to be advertised to. That's quite the American racket.
You have more characters available. Go on.
Who fucking cares?
A couple of those tracks were done at my house.
You got some alternative facts.
It’s far from his debut and it’s from 2000.
I’ve had the fever for two months now. IYKYK.
You too?
Yup.
Make it make sense.
Observing is for robots.
I checked my “I am not a robot” box, dammit!
What’s your address again?
The firearm in the bunker? We’re at the edge of our seats!
Hell yeah! Toyota!
*No one* can use the latest iOS on a MacBook.
Maybe macOS though…
Can you DM some over?
He likes making history. He should hurry up and go.
There’s no hurt like a doggie-shaped hole in the heart.
A day of no fucks given.
Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.
So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.
Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk
How's that foot taste, JD?
#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
If you got other things you need to do, you don't need to do daily checks. It'll be the same tomorrow and next week and next month.
Ready to feed a world where some are more equal than others.
McDonald N.T. Christ maybe.
We don't need to wait for anyone more qualified for the title.