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Posts by More Cowbell

Just get me the industrial 5 gallon Nutella, okie?

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Paying to be advertised to. That's quite the American racket.

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You have more characters available. Go on.

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Who fucking cares?

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A couple of those tracks were done at my house.

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You got some alternative facts.

It’s far from his debut and it’s from 2000.

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I’ve had the fever for two months now. IYKYK.

You too?

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Yup.

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Make it make sense.

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Observing is for robots.

I checked my “I am not a robot” box, dammit!

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What’s your address again?

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The firearm in the bunker? We’re at the edge of our seats!

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Hell yeah! Toyota!

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*No one* can use the latest iOS on a MacBook.

Maybe macOS though…

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Can you DM some over?

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He likes making history. He should hurry up and go.

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There’s no hurt like a doggie-shaped hole in the heart.

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A day of no fucks given.

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Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

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How's that foot taste, JD?

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#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

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If you got other things you need to do, you don't need to do daily checks. It'll be the same tomorrow and next week and next month.

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Ready to feed a world where some are more equal than others.

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McDonald N.T. Christ maybe.

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We don't need to wait for anyone more qualified for the title.

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