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Posts by Two-Bit Johnnie

Curve!!! Love them so much! 🖤🖤🖤

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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Same here!!! 🤗
Also, while I’m thinking of it, I have stickers that my friend Pete gave me at the Chicago show that I was supposed to bring with me to Nashville. Oops.
I’ll throw some of those in with the physical tickets if you want! Just let me know. 😊

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

I dunno… you look pretty damn confident and exactly in your element with these two rock goddesses.
We loved meeting you and Monica!
This ain’t our last rodeo/Belly show!!!
💜🖤💜

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Well done, sir! 🎃🖤🎃

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

You know I will!!! Won’t see Robbie until Saturday so he’ll just have to watch on his own or miss out.
But I have allll the best call outs! 😂

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Minus the “e”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

I’ve not seen this but I’ve heard of it. You had me with Carole Kane! 🖤

5 months ago 1 0 2 0

Whatever that thing she calls a “face” is also written in indelible ink. Or silicone. Or polymer clay.
She’s still gonna look like that 1,000 years from now.
Horrifying.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Something needs to be done about MAGA on MAGA crime.
Natl Guard??? Military???
Who can say.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

I just trolled ChatGPT and told him I’m at the hospital because one of my cats just laid an egg.
He told me what to ask the vet.
I told him I’m at the human hospital because the vet didn’t know how to handle this situation.
I need to be put down. 😂😂😂

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Blue jays are total assholes as well.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

I remember being a child and one of the local stations in California aired The Birds without commercials.
I’ve been freaked out by any kind of bird ever since. 🐦 😩
(And yet I just watched it a few months ago…)

10 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Just a reminder that your friends and family who voted for or support tRump are NOT WELCOME at ANY Pride event this month.
Expect a drink thrown in their faces if we see them.
😘 🖕

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

“I’ve been savaged!!!” 😂🖤

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

The Belly fam are all dorks. Thats why we’re awesome!!!

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

You’ve shown over and over that you are. 🤗
Can’t wait to see Belly with you in Nashville!!! ⭐️ 👑 🕊️ 🐝

10 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Me and my gal pal bestie a few years ago!!!
Damn, my legs are 🔥!!!
😂

10 months ago 3 0 0 0

Shocking. 🤔

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

There are still 6.5 hours left of my birthday.
Let me know if it dies. What a gift that would be. 🎁

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

I hope he meets Reagan asap!!!
I would love that for him!!! 😈🖤

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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I need more followers!
Just kidding. 95 is too much.
I had thread on Threads go viral and I literally had a panic attack.
😩
#introvert

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
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This shit ain’t gonna last 4 years.
It’s not sustainable.
He’s gonna die one way or another.
The movement will die one way or another.
😊 😈
Hail Satan!

11 months ago 2 0 1 0

Speaking of the Final Destination universe, CZ’s World just posted a great piece about the franchise and real world equivalences.
Highly recommended!!! 🖤

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

If I hear the term “Executive Order” one more time, I’m going to lose my security deposit. 🤬 💥

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

Every time I see JD Vance and his “smoky eye,” I can’t help but wonder how many times he’s bottomed and how many dix he’s had in his mouth.
Gross, I know. Sorry for the visual.
He’s gay tho. 😈

11 months ago 2 0 1 0

Use Amazon as a search engine.
Find what you want and then order directly from the manufacturer if you can afford to do so.
Bezos doesn’t need any more money.
You may pay shipping.
It may take longer.
But do the right thing.
And fuck that bald beady-eyed asshole. 😂😂😂

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Seeing a 34 time convicted felon say, “Our country needs law and order.”
I mean, fuck that dementia-addled walking colostomy bag rapist all the fucking way to hell. 🤬

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Can we all just agree that ketamine needs to just do it job and take IT out.
Fuck you, Elmo. 🖤

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Duh.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

What a couple of absolute c@nts.

11 months ago 6 0 0 0