You hate AI because it's taking money out of artist's pockets.

I hate AI because I'm sick of seeing the same two characters in the same position of my hyper-specific fetish clogging up Rule 34.

We are not the same.

My New Year's Resolution is to get a gf

This has been my resolution since 2011

SOMEONE PLEASE BE MY GF

Merry Christmas, thank you all for being a part of my life.

I love Christmas pin-ups and ecchi, but I feel bad about masturbating to those in the off-season.

I'm crushed. Adult Swim rejected my treatment for a show I tentatively called "Boob Wars".

God please let the Superman movie be good, amen

I have been listening to Christian ska punk band Five Iron Frenzy for the last week and I am feeling the Holy Spirit in me, man.

How come there's no furry cats? Like, there's tigers, but there's no furry house cats. Why doesn't anyone want to be a house cat? Why do they all want to be dogs? And they're all dogs or wolves or foxes.

I honestly have a lot of curiosity questions for the furry community,

Cold frost ground, tonight
Calm found amidst stacks of mind
Glass thoughts now warm dough

Could God make a game so bad even he would refund it?

As someone who has never watched Pekora, my reaction to the Best Streamer award is "Who are any of these people?"

Seriously who are these people I don't watch streamers

If Tekken 8 wasn't dead to me, it is now.

Secret Level personal rankings so far
1. New World (really surprised me, didn't have to go that hard)
2. 40k
3. Pac-Man (also surprising)
4. Sifu
5. Armored Core
6. Unreal Tournament
7. Dungeons and Dragons

So far the series is really promising. Tentatively excited.

Every single one of these 42 awards is a Jester that I gave out to morons who teabagged me who I then proceeded to dab on.

This was my top clip of the year.

How did Pacific Rim even get made lol? It's so good, and then everyone's like "bro what if we don't do that ever again?"

#MarvelRivals #outskilled #squirrelgirl #fatnutsdownatightcorridor #outnutted #nutshot #pwningnoobs #epicfragvideos #gaygamers #outplayed #thatsnuts

Marvel Rivals is basically Overwatch but third person. That includes the clunky mechanics, slow ass movement, and boring, dull gameplay.

Because of these reasons, the game will be a huge success.

Appears to be the same size as a Mr Jones automatic, so if it is, it's using the same mechanism (mass-manufactured automatic systems from China). Big watches are on the out anyway.

"Scott Farcas Takes It
On the Chin", and then I am
Twenty years older.

Another one of thsoe "cranky millenial" things I don't understand is why you would ever watch a "X-hours analysis" of a popular game or TV show.

Bitch just go watch the show. It's right there. Your own analysis is more important than some random chucklefuck's.

I won my first game of Balatro in 6.1 hours.

2pair maxxing

Awwww yeah
Get schwifty

The day the Macy's Day parade started letting Japanimation characters be parade floats was the day America stopped being great.

Do you see this motherfucker? This show (Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger) has no right to be this good.

It's somehow clever, and smart, and funny, and action-packed, all at the same time, while never losing that bravado sentai is known for. This is someone's magnum opus.

Give me your most controversial opinion on Andrew Carnegie's vertical integration of the steel industry and how it affected the westward expansion of the United States via the railroad

Just be honest.

Down In Flames

Back in the good ol' days, Batman and Superman would come up with insanely complicated and expensive jokes and pranks to pull on Lois Lane.

Reason? "Fuck that hoe." Nothing else.

Real brotherhood. Only men will understand.

The masculine urge for bon bons.