….da fuq???
Listen if I’m gonna watch a movie with Mahjong in the title it’d better be about bunch of older Asian ladies with a rivalry that’s spanned decades.
Not this (waves at white nonsense) crap.
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Picture of two goslings, one has yellow down with a slight tan patch on the back and the other has yellow down with dark down on the head and back. They are standing together on tall green grass.
Irritated from having to repeat the same information to people who claim to be business savvy so have a picture of some of my new goslings getting grass time.
Yesterday was good. Kiddo was at the in-laws and the weather was beautiful so we took Chopper for a walk in the woods, talked projects, and watched anime. Later we picked up the kiddo and went out to dinner for the first time in at least six months.
The post tax season deep breath was wonderful.
Genuinely wish I could count myself among the people in the world who have good relationships with their parents.
Got updates on them from my sister because she needed to vent and, yeah. Totally justified to have cut them off from me and my kid.
Holy shit man…
I have been WAITING for this for over a month!! Ginger is such a good broody and Bob, asshole that he may be, is an amazing good dad. Can’t wait for the other eggs to hatch! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
A photo of Arwen bundled up on the couch
Gonna need to take Arwen for an urgent vet visit due to illness.
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I really wish I could figure out a way to make it work. I miss you!!
🤤 sudden urge to road trip….
Broody goose with 11 eggs in her nest. Four broody ducks with probably around forty eggs between them.
I’m around a month out from being overrun with adorable fluffy babies followed shortly by annoying grow outs…
Here’s hoping I can sell a bunch. Otherwise I’ll be needing a bigger deep freezer.
Got to witness my birds proving that chickens are, in fact, NOT vegetarians.
Nice to know that if the random cats running around here aren’t gonna do their job taking care of the mice at least my birds will.
There’s still a lot of work I want to put into this coop but this has been part of what I’ve been up to the past few years. Besides the whole raising a human thing.
Picture of and African gander looking at a toddler sitting behind a glass door.
Yep. His new favorite thing. He did it again yesterday evening after Tinyflame came home so I got to tell her she had a visitor. The excited “It’s Bob!” followed by “Bob is my best friend.” makes keeping his surly ass worth it.
It’s apparently his new favorite thing. I was walking to the kitchen and literally jumped and yelled “DAMMIT BOB!” because suddenly there his is again. 🙄
Unexpected consequence of introducing Tinyflame to Pokémon:
The creation of the “Come on Brock!” game which involves Tinyflame telling Jason to get on his hands and knees then grabbing his ear and dragging him around the house while going “Come on Brock!”
Thank you! They do make life pretty sweet. 🥰
Thank you!
Thank you! Miss you too. 💜💜💜
My child out here lying with her full chest sayin the mark on her cheek is because another kid bit her.
Ma’am.
That mark is a reaction to the adhesive on the band-aid you INSISTED you needed on your cheek after “hitting” yourself with a soft bouncy ball.
Stop trying to get someone in trouble. 🙄
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
My cat collection now consists of 1 shelter cat and a horde of barn/feral cat babies because PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ARE FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE.
My cats? Inside. If they got out somehow? They’d come home for food at some point with no surprises because they’re FUCKING FIXED!!!!
Picture of grey tabby kitten laying next to toddler on a couch with the toddler’s hand resting on it.
Me holding kitten for Chopper to sniff/meet for pack integration: This is mine. You be nice.
Tinyflame: No! It’s MINE!
Me (while rolling eyes at the correction): This is Tinyflame’s. You be nice.
Tinyflame: Yeah Chopper!
Kid now has a dog (Chopper apparently 🤷🏽♀️), pig, and now a kitten. 🤷🏽♀️
Honestly the highlight of yesterday was when Tinyflame got told it was my birthday, told me happy birthday, then asked Jason to sing too before signing “Happy Birthday to Mommy.” unprompted.
Y’all. 😭
This child is too damn sweet for this world.
(I also appreciated all the other well wishes.)
Maybe this year I’ll figure out what I’m doing with my farm, build a website for it, and make moves towards long term goals.
Or just keep spinning my wheels and buying hatching eggs.
Probably the latter honestly…
…guess I’ll up my cloud storage again. 🤷🏽♀️
Well it’s a new year so naturally I’m going to make the goal to interact with friends more and then putter out some time in February convinced that no one really cares to hear from me so I’ll just be a little creeper instead mentally sending love on everything they post.
As is tradition.
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Congratulation!!!
It’s been over a year since my parents have seen my kid in person.
They live 40 minutes away. They haven’t asked to see her. Not even on a video call.
Apparently they still think it’s MY job to make sure they have a relationship with their grandkid.
Yeah…no. My job is to raise her. Not them.
Oh… I am so, so sorry Jenn. He was so loved and such a good boy. All my heart to you guys. 💜💜💜