they're water under the bridge now and that's all that matters.

ouhhgg i miss guest he was so attractive. who said that

there were rumors. i had to defend my honor. i shouldve asked guest to defend me it was a fucking warzone

i think this is the most unhinged our brand has gotten since the feet rumors

why does the pantry feel slightly emptier than it did before

=ᴗ=៸៸

it feels a lot nicer now that i'm in on the joke...

EH??!?!?

*oh...oh thats a faceful of wet bear....it smelled nice but it still felt gross. squirming around...*

not for a while my love. you smell delightful <333

^^;; ...

it's about seven. i have my own version of him as well. he's very different from what i've seen of yours, in a good way!! but i don't want you getting too shaken up when you first see him mingling with everyone else

i'll do them tomorrow i'm tired from the party

honeybee you're the only good one to ever exist don't be sorry

well if its any consolation i want him dead more than i care about your existence

crazy how theres three of him but only one of them deserves to be alive

before you step into the party i feel like i need to warn you about something.

you know how we each have our own versions of certain people?

heyyy, um, dued? can i pull you aside for a second? ^^;;;

DO /NOT/ GO INTO ELLIOT BUILDER'S TORTURE BASEMENT,, I don't care if its his birthday or if he asks nicely, BAD THINGS HAPPEN!

do you guys like my new cars

im praying to telamon himself that this is a quirk of your universe and that the mayor of my town hasn't been sneaking in to poison my pizzas for the past two decades

oomf has been glooping on our pizzas for like 20 years everyone dni

oh ! i see !

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩?

What?

i dunno i think getting sued is a little more inconvenient,

THATS WHY IM ASKING ABOUT IT. I NEED TO KNOW

what about the roof??

@duedofcyan.bsky.social for my birthday can you tell me what the rusty brick on the side of the pizzeria is supposed to even be