I need everyone to understand this is eugenics in action—not just “quackery.” Much like the “anti vax” movement as a whole.

Well, goodnight all. It’s been fun. Xx

I know we've all seen it already. But I honestly think this is the defining moment of our time. Past generations couldn't have believed it would happen. Future generations won't believe it could have happened. But here we are, bang in the moment. Lucky, lucky us.

It’s at times like this I wish I still
had Twitter so I could tell Jacob Rees Mogg to fuck off with all of his ‘He is Risen’ bullshit.

Have a happy day you mothers.

Friday the 13th. Once again a great day to go see what that noise in the basement is. Have that care free sex. Assume the person in the mask is a friend messing around. Hell it’s only twenty years tonight since the strange murders it’d be fun to check out the abandoned house. You’re only young once.

I have a feeling that I may still have one or two inks in my collection from that set… (oh, and WD99 was my first!)

We were scared to open ours today, but turns out it was just paint.

The first of March? A pinch and a punch. Because I don’t like you.

Anthropic didn’t want us to know that they were destroying millions of books to feed their software. Companies making machine learning and generative software aren’t just metaphorically ripping off books. In at least one case, they’re rather literally shredding millions of physical books to …

“AI giant Anthropic ran a massive program called Project Panama where they spent tens of millions of dollars to hoover up used books, which they then sliced, scanned, and pulped.”

The man making books sexy again | The Observer Flirty, fun, fashionable… book events are the place to be. Meet the 32-year-old academic driving a new wave of literary parties

i am sure you have all seen this awful piece but it really is both atrocious and extremely embarrassing! observer.co.uk/culture/book...

a conversation heart that says i fucked your dad

He and Cummings now have the chance to create the most god-awful podcast together.

A parcel that has been delivered after going through what looks like a shredder.

To say I’m a tad disappointed with my parcel is an understatement.

Can't even leak confidential cabinet finance information to a known paedophile anymore, because of woke.

It's a shame everyone is talking about stochastic terrorism now. I used to love the book fairs they did at our school.

We were just testing out new bag stamps and thought I’d try one on my arm. Quite a few people fell for it!

Also, if you really want to know…

Ha! They’re really low- just for reading. It must just be a weird angle.

I think I know who it was. I’ll have a word.

He’ll have them all on Blu-ray 4K now. Still on his mum’s wall too.

This is like when Russ Abbot joined Last of the Summer Wine.

Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.

After some consideration, the synthesis I have settled on is Starmer is bad and cynical for shamelessly pulling strings to block a rival, Burnham is bad and cynical for being ready to risk a Reform mayor in Greater Manchester for his own ambition, and it is time at last for chaos with Ed Miliband.

Just not evenly distributed, right?

New year, same me. Thankyouverymuch.

Apple Music gives me this. That’s not the movie version, is it? It’s awful!

Chiltern Editions. Always gorgeous.