a man and a boy are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a man and a boy are standing next to each other in a room .

*agua bendita para purificar vuestras mentes pervertidas*

"Flour comes from a plant.
Sugar comes from a plant.
Chocolate comes from a plant.

A cookie is a salad."

The Old-fashioned Way #knightsofguinevere #kog

I hate neck pain, it always kills me 😖😢

Thank God I took a micro nap (enough to survive white at work, I hope) but still feeling not okay, like, even my head hurted :/

Tranqui, imagina la gente que está con el nuevo TomodachiLife la cantidad de hoooooras que está perdiendo solamente pintando a sus personajes 👌

La jodienda es que hoy ni siquiera están en mi calle lol y se escucha perfectamente. Cuando se ponen justo en el jardín debajo de mi ventana eso ya parece que estén dentro de mi habitación >_>

Cuando no es cortando ramas de los árboles, es cortando el césped... Vale que están haciendo su trabajo, pero joder, tooooda la santa mañana con el motorcito vroom vroom

So last night I slept like.. less than 2h?? Not calm even while sleeping =__=

Am I that neuro-divergent for liking and wanting silence? Sometimes I have to play one of those videos of whitenoise/meditation/focus to don't get distracted with real life noises, but even that "music" stresses me out a bit after a while. Meh

Wdym I will never ever quality for GOH at a furry convention? No, "pest of honor" doesn't feel quite the same 😞

Spread 1 inch of nutella on the toast. There, fog fixed

.oO(don't ask, must be a mexican thing)
wow congrats buddy! 👍

Adding a sound when VisualStudio finishes building is one of the silliest yet most useful things I could do while at work lol #programming

I know that feeling. When something feels absurdly logical/not-logical to you but for the rest of society is a "common" thing

7.5 earthquake in Japan's coast 😱

Que no quiero crear una regla copilot para auto-aceptar meetings en outlook coño ya. Ni abrir un programa puedo ya

You know when you reach that age that, after taking a holidays trip, you reserve one extra day at the end just to rest? Apparently I reached that age that I need to do the same when I go out to city centre on a saturday LOL Guess summer temps drained my energy faster =_=

Dad Heeler :D
also I see one @jdpuppy.fastestfurs.com

9:20am. I didn't go to bed. Ragrets :D

Oh? I hope it's not the result of mixing a beer and a coffee :D

Awake and bored at 5am 🥲

When I was young I remember feeling pity/bad for those people who let they pizza plates full of crusts... Years after I think I changed my mind a little bit and it's like: ok I paid for this, if I'm gonna get full at least it be the toppings, not the bread xP

Ok fine *chomps everyone's pizza while they are busy with the giant mouse*

Pizza doesn't have oregano?? worst bday party ever u_u

dog cream & ice kisses 🤔