And 2% cash back!

As a resident of the great state of Florida, I’m starting to see literal CHILDREN as cashiers at some places I shop. Truly a golden age.

Oh and my community also voted to have the HOA sue DR Horton because they suck.

This is an example of what governance that works for the people looks like.

My HOA has negotiated a 10-year deal with a fiber internet ISP to provide all the residents in our community with 1 gig synchronous internet for a rate of what amounts to $50 a month. This will be installed and active in about a month or 2, and the HOA fees won't change until next year.

The quote from Belle of the Ranch that always repeats in my head is: “Congress can stop this at any time.”

A drawing of a flame's silhouette with text inside it that reads "All you had to do was pay us enough to live".

Feels poignant.

Probably not for the reasons she intended.

You got ripped off. That GBA is missing, like…most of it.

And he’s still asking the wrong group for help, but it wouldn’t be Trump if he didn’t know what NATO is.

A firm reminder at a moment the world seems to need it.

Unfortunately, there’s a non-0 number of people who don’t believe in climate change who also don’t believe space is real…

Look at that sad little man.

NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040

NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 theonion.com/nasa-announces-plan-to-p...

Dan needs someone who’s got the sauce.

Bluesky-exclusive outreach: I'm looking to contract a technical artist with a specific passion for applying math to create mesmerizing visual effects, e.g. shaders, particle effects, or other demoscene-like displays. Please feel free to spread the word and send portfolios/examples via reply or email

About time.

Crazy idea, let's DECREASE the defense spending budget by like...a LOT. I think 250 billion in total is more than enough.

Q: What is the film about? A: The fight to make Rainbow Road less car-centric and more pedestrian-friendly.

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-s...

Dismantling Christian nationalism isn’t just political, it’s spiritually necessary.

This is clearly an April fools joke on me since I live in Florida.

I have not been a fan of Tesla for many many years due to their anti-competitive and anti-consumer practices. i’m glad time has proved me correct in other ways too.

“Babe wake up, new Cold War anxiety just dropped.”

A big tip is make sure you cut against the grain into relatively small pieces, that should help a lot.

I’ve been eying the Ioniq model for a bit now, you think that’s a good choice?

If I had been drinking milk when I was reading this, it would’ve definitely come out my nose.

That’s how I always wake up.

Listen to this man!

Let me tell you about our lord and savior, Fox McCloud.

Oh no, not the NSFW!