Working on a filing at 10:40 so I threw a “supra” in there as a treat for me.

Another annoying gay man out of a job… when will it end.

Men’s room at the Florence + the Machine concert not super crowded.

Not to *slams laptop shut til Monday* post but holy hell I am not looking at my hell computer until Monday.

All these Democrats who are like “we had no clue Eric Swalwell was a rapist, we just knew he was a pervert & creep” are not making themselves look good.

I am not Catholic and have never been Catholic but I did go to Catholic school and think a lot of these adult Catholic converts are massive freakazoids who somehow give the Catholic Church the moral high ground.

When a song you hated the first time around gets a remix and you’re still hearing it everywhere.

Lorne is the first person I think about in the morning and the last person I think about before falling asleep. I fill my office with popcorn and call it Lorneing.

The guy who was too crazy for Marjorie Taylor Greene is our new Caesar, is my bold and brave prediction.

Lots to blame The Democrats™ for (particularly not prosecuting Trump immediately in 2021! And running Joe Biden for two thirds of 2024!) but I don’t think “winning the 2020 election” is really a problem.

I think Democrats were actually correct to contest the 2020 election.

Kaitlins/Katelyns/Caitlins etc. are also on notice.

Too many ways to spell the name “Jamie,” they need to knock it off and have a meeting to come up with a single standard for the rest of us.

lol

As Jeff Bezos once said, “I love you, alive girl.”

Turning off targeted ads it’s crazy how much advertising is just a fire hose of gambling products.

Would pay so much money to forcibly remove the word “distraction” from the brains of every elected Democrat.

Do you think the voters who were mad at inflation are having fun.

Well.

I went insane last week but I spent the last four days in sunshine and once again I am annoyed I have the exact same needs as and am no more complicated than a finicky houseplant.

Journalist: Oho, Mr. President—you’ll forgive my forwardness, sir!—but you failed to notice the little pin affixed to my lapel—a miniature portrait of Warren G. Harding, sir! You see, President Harding—
Trump, eating a raw steak and a bag of M&Ms: wh a t.

Mitt Romney because he knew better.

The people sitting next to me at the airport bar ordered tequila shots and I sternly shook my head to let the bartender know I disapproved and that it was not airport-appropriate.

The Mayor of the Airport shook my hand and said my chicken pesto wrap with beer was the most airport-appropriate meal anyone has ever ordered.

They’re saying I’m the most 36-year-old-man-at-the-airport at the airport.

ha ha check out muffin boy

OOO on for a much needed two days’ break 😴

Is it because the buttons are too loud or you’re microwaving something with a distinctive scent profile