Putin: maybe you shouldn’t vaccinate your soldiers?
Trump & Hegseth: That’ll show those libtards!
Putin: and maybe you should release this vial of honestly real “super soldier gas” to really make them all alphas.
T&H: You are so smart and good to us, all powerful master.
NPR just shared they have talked to a man who no longer drives his pickup because diesel is too expensive, AND has taken up fasting because of high food prices.
But he “trusts Trump” to turn things around.
I can’t even.
Can Patel see over the steering wheel of a cybertruck?
But that robot was six minutes faster than a human! Six minutes!
The longest 5 minutes ever.
The next Purge sequel?
Respect the tradition of oral histories. The man is providing a valuable public service.
I can’t wait to hear about everything he accomplishes tomorrow
It gets more horrific the further I read. In the late 90s and early 2000’s I loved the innovation coming from Silicon Valley.
Was it always filled with this much hubris? Was I a fool?
A pallet full of large ceramic frogs.
Found some in Woodinville, WA.
So glad the Supreme Court is more concerned about profits than our continued existence on this planet.
There are two wolves inside of me…
Surgeon: What’s your pain level?
Me: Maybe a 4?
(After surgery)
Surgeon: With what I saw in there you should have told me it was a 9 or 10. Stop being stoic.
Sad that I’m excited to only be paying $4.999/gallon at Costco
Eggslut makes a solid biscuit
I agree! If these folks are compromised and give away all of our national secrets, how will Trump be able to sell them?!?
Unacceptable.
I swear upon my god and on my mother’s grave
That I will love you til the end of time
The Gospel According to Meatloaf
Turn it into an NFT and techbros will snatch them up!
The vibe would so much more relaxed.
Take me by the hand and make me understand
JD Vance learned one of these things.
Trump: See! Here are the schematics! Impenetrable! I mean, there is this one 2m exhaust port they tell me could be a weakness, but no one could hit that.
I’d say that was the perfect choice.
The guy who showed up to install my new furnace is named Vlad.
Vlad the Installer.
Are you sure it wasn't just the "thoughts and prayers"?
😂 (for clarity, this is a joke)
Oh I don't waste it. I wring every drop of joy I can being a c^nt each day.
"We need more congressmen impregnating their underage interns, stat!"
- GOP (probably)
They ARE comfy and easy to wear.
Fashion icon/philosopher.
It's great that Swalwell is stepping down, I just wish it wasn't always the Democrats who vacate their seats.
(and no, "announcing plans to retire" isn't the same thing.
Ossoff: "Iran's ballistic missiles and drones are not destroyed. The regime is intact, along with its ability to throttle the global energy supply. Along with its stockpile of highly enriched uranium, which it only assembled after Donald Trump shredded President Obama's Iran deal."
