explaining to radio 4 that they need to repeat all four series of paul sinha’s perfect pub quiz before series five starts in the summer, because i’ve added some stuff that’s critical to the plot

Was that the first World of Beds they opened in North Korea?

What they said *points to other comments*

OK. Sure. But maybe we should give Peter Mandelson one more chance.

I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x

You’re in gods hands now.

If you need proof cats are nature's ultimate predator terrors to whatever new things you throw at them

Ukrainian cats have had time to observe and train in battlefield conditions and they're catching drones

That's some next level survivalist hunter behavioral adaptation in an active warzone

Agreed on the breakfast and the man.

Big Trak

Not if it was this:

This isn't impressive. it's a machine.

If you ran a headline saying a radio controlled car did it faster than a human, people would laugh at you.

a cartoon of a cat wearing headphones and holding a video game controller ALT: a cartoon of a cat wearing headphones and holding a video game controller

I'll be on @noiseboxradio.com at 6pm with Ready Player One, a show for all your video game music needs. I'll be hanging about to present The Sunday Something at 7pm, which may or may not have a theme. I dunno, I'll do what I want, you're not my real dad!

Anyway, please do tune in x

So we should put them both into AI and see what comes out?

A leaflet in the style of the Simpsons.

Wow, that, well…..what? Quick PSA for them.

Can that also apply to donors of political parties?

Hints of Absolutely mixed in with early 1990’s Vic and Bob. Fucking marvellous.

Have you still got Sue Cook?

That’s a bit of a stereotype that could be a capstan full strength for all you know 🤣

Just wanted to add “leave the bees alone and they’ll be chill” to the resounding chorus of “yes you’re wrong”. 🤣

So is the message that morals and decency only matter when you can use them to score points against other people to improve your standing?

Strong and excellent choice there.

Still a massively worrying figure regardless of percentage.

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a man in a suit and a woman in a pink jacket are standing next to each other in a room . Alt: a man in a suit and a woman in a pink jacket are standing next to each other in a room while Larry David does a fake faint.

What, the Telegraph using a sensational whistle blowing headline? Surely not?

If ever there was a film to shelve for “tax purposes”.

Videotape for studio, 16mm for external / location filming. It’s the only way.

To play it safe, they should re-edit the Michael Jackson biopic so it ends right after he's born.

Quick breakfast in M&S

#middleaged

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

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