Thank goodness, those productivity trackers suck ass. I once had a manager come up to me and ask why I hadn't done anything for the last two hours and I pointed at my screen to show that I was, in fact, in the middle of working and that the program logs would prove I was.
Employees are going to start installing keyloggers on their work computers en masse
Not that it has happened, but if anyone were to accuse me of being anti-feminist/internalized mysogynist due to Not Liking a Female Character, it's because they haven't seen me when I hate a male character
Ach my toes are cold
*yesterday
Time isn't real
A gray chicken resting in a hole in the ground, her head turned. The ground around her is littered with broken straw.
Ash was cozy in the dirt earlier today
I appreciate how goofy the picture makes him look. Gored, and unphotogenic? 10/10, eat dirt, animal abuser
I'm not sure how my being afraid of needles is a status symbol but it better mean this Mary person will pay me 100 bucks for my tattooless arm pics
I feel like if I were the kind of person to make blocklists I'd make one just for him called "dipshit who dropped phone in pool" just because
apparently I blocked him before he blocked me, lmao
isn't this the guy who dropped his pool in the phone to cool it off
my step-dad sent an ai-generated picture of my mom swimming from an octopus
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lmao
"By maintaining this artificial price floor, Bonta contends, has allowed Amazon to preserve the appearance of low prices while heading off robust competition and extracting more from consumers."
how are the dogs with chicken
The pink and blue Monicas retain their differences (Pink is "slightly" more serious while blue is "slightly" goofier), but after the hivemind is formed the three tend to see themselves as the same person
So the Monicas with different hair colors are a a byproduct of an installation error where the core installed Monica more than once. The Monicas seek each other out at form a hivemind.
It will probably be called something else in your state so if you do have time to call your insurance or look at their website to look for anything about "extra care"
Basically you can hire someone through your health insurance to help you take care of stuff around the house if they evaluate you and decide that your health/mental health issues qualify you for extra care. Since you have a decent-paying job, you'd probably have to pay for it but woth looking into
I had a dream that someone was talking in a discord server about Hildibrand without me and I thibk I struggled to wake up for a bit and when I finally did it ended up being true
I am a skill clicker and nothing can stop me
Do you have in-house support services that are provided by insurance that you could look into?
I realized that I posted this as buttfuck o'clock in the morning so most people didn't even have a chance to see it, so I am remedting that
American values are under attack. H.R. 1897 is scheduled to be voted on by the end of tomorrow. The ESA has saved 99% of listed species from extinction, but if H.R. 1897 passes, your favorite animals could be gone forever.
📣Urge your Reps to vote NO on this un-American bill: https://bit.ly/4tlqJZh
dude: [puts haunted milk bucket in the seat next to him in the truck]
me: bruh what are you doing putting that thing next to you, that seems dangerous
dude: [straps the milk bucket in with the seatbelt]
me: Oh you know what he's practicing driver safety it's all good now
naaauuuuurrrr
depression buddies 🤝
the creature
Spending the day bending over and looking for spoons to pick up from the debris of my last mental health stress test