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I'm guessing it would be just as much of a pain, but do you think they could move the primary itself out a week (or whatever) to fold the special election in? (This is probably a question for Georgia's Adam Bonin-equivalent, huh?)

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:Think break plays in the background:

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Heh. One of our radio stations here is playing the song regularly, so I was in the opposite position of being like, "I enjoy this new Michael Stipe song" for a couple of weeks before a DJ mentioned the song's provenance!

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Alt text: one of the hot dogs from heaven floating down to the crowd. Behind the parachute is a group of people dressed as hot dogs, watching it fall.

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It gets DOWN

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It's brown algae! It looks like it has leaves, stems, and a root, and it doesn't really have any of those things. (It has instead blades, stipes, and a holdfast.)

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And kelp is not a plant!

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these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

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I think she might be my favorite of his wives.

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Still thinking about this. She'd actually be like the kind of smooth NGO officer who gets a lot of shit done, but to extract more money out of the Roy Fortune, she'd absolutely pretend to be the useless, Ojai-cleansed-my-toxins-and-Sedona-sings-to-me kind.

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(Fourth wife, made of jam)

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Thinking about what Tom Wambsgans' THIRD wife would be like. I think she's the hippie one. (The second one was Shiv But Stupid.)

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Tooth Headache™️: the headache you can feel in your teeth!

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Alas.

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Black Bag wasn't a bad proving ground for this sort of thing for Fassbender, I'd say. I think Michael B. might be good in another decade or so, but maybe he'll always be too young since we first knew him so young. Ewan McGregor?

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On July 2, Stop Making Sense
On July 3, Kind Hearts and Coronets and How to Make a Killing
On July 4, The Ladykillers and The Ladykillers
On July 5, Big Deal on Madonna Street and Crackers
On July 10, Ocean's 11 (1960) and Ocean's Eleven (2001)
On July 11, Ocean's Twelve and Ocean's Thirteen
On July 12, Ocean's 8 and Logan Lucky
On July 17, Brick and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
On July 18, Going in Style and The Brink's Job
On July 19, Ruben Brandt, Collector and A Cat in Paris
On July 24, Can You Ever Forgive Me? and The Hoax
On July 25, Bonnie and Clyde and Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
On July 26, Blue Collar and Never Steal Anything Small
On July 31, Two Way Stretch and L'Emmerdeur
On August 1, The Grifters and The Ice Harvest
On August 2, The Sting

On July 2, Stop Making Sense On July 3, Kind Hearts and Coronets and How to Make a Killing On July 4, The Ladykillers and The Ladykillers On July 5, Big Deal on Madonna Street and Crackers On July 10, Ocean's 11 (1960) and Ocean's Eleven (2001) On July 11, Ocean's Twelve and Ocean's Thirteen On July 12, Ocean's 8 and Logan Lucky On July 17, Brick and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid On July 18, Going in Style and The Brink's Job On July 19, Ruben Brandt, Collector and A Cat in Paris On July 24, Can You Ever Forgive Me? and The Hoax On July 25, Bonnie and Clyde and Thunderbolt and Lightfoot On July 26, Blue Collar and Never Steal Anything Small On July 31, Two Way Stretch and L'Emmerdeur On August 1, The Grifters and The Ice Harvest On August 2, The Sting

Our at-home film festival of crime movies (#JulyCheatandSteal) returns for its ninth year this summer! Here are this year's movies!

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big storm big storm big STORM BIG STORM

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Well...'secret'. If we're acquainted in real life you've totally had me do this to you.

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My terrible secret is that I'm pretty sure I'm charismatic enough to get away with calling people "babe" when we're in a non-sexual relationship.

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trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

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“I’m begging of you please don’t take my man.”

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The Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas sign is at the pinnacle of Atomic Age iconography; I don't think this is entirely my biases talking.

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He's right tho

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This is so real. Why did you make me look like the substitute weekend anchor in a minor market? (Since I switched to a person who specializes in "no styling cuts", things have really improved, though.)

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They're really good minutes.

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1) Lately, the Mariners
2) Wrigley on a perfect early summer Friday afternoon
3) The Padres' City Connects
4) Helmet sundaes
5) Fuck John Fisher forever and ever

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It is very fun to hate Duke; recommended to all my friends. Remember when they got all, "That Jason Isaacs character on The White Lotus is NOT with us; there's no way he even WENT here" just last year and we all laughed at them? You could have that feeling every day!

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A headline from The Athletic reading "Is Hating Duke Falling Out of Style?", imposed over a picture of a bunch of Duke fans (boo) rooting for Duke basketball (boo) at Cameron (may it crumble to rubble).

A headline from The Athletic reading "Is Hating Duke Falling Out of Style?", imposed over a picture of a bunch of Duke fans (boo) rooting for Duke basketball (boo) at Cameron (may it crumble to rubble).

NEVER

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