Let alone how you make cheese with it afterward

That’s the Michelin Man, and he’s WAY over inflated

Lid

It made purrrfect sense to me because that’s what happened when my late kitty got that look

Just a lil reminder: 4:20 refers to the time of day. You know, after track practice is over and you meet up with your fellow Waldos at the statue of Louis Pasteur.

On Saturdays at 4:20 some church in my hood cuts loose with bells that sound like some couple just got married

Frog Zen

mo easier, mo betta

You gotta at least taste it. This could be big

Oh, don’t tell anyone the spice you used

No, they cannot. After they’re done with the ‘douchebags sitting courtside’ segment it’s time for some commercials

Screen shot of tv coverage of trump during a covid press conference. Dr Fauci is standing to trump’s left, covering his face with his hand while trump extolls the virtues of bleach and uv irradiation to treat covid

This is how public health experts recommend defending against that wet one he just let go of - palm of hand flat, cover as much face as possible, maybe eat some corn nuts as a counter measure

When I was a kid (‘60s), there were canned responses, what we’d call memes today, to protests over environmental destruction and corruption in government:

“you can’t stop progress”

“you can’t fight city hall”

We’ve been taking the L for a long time

3s(11) - a balk may be called when the pitcher rubs the umpire the wrong way

This is the best thing I’ve read today

I worked with one harvest intern from Argentina, James, who told me that back home his name is pronounced “HAH mess”

Grape nuts are kind of like risotto or pasta - they wait for no one. Each has a point before which you really shouldn’t try to eat them and another past which you either don’t want to or can’t physically eat them.

The one leading to the other

Yes it is

You know, if you look around at our current society, we do a lot of ‘dormouse eating’, too

Astronauts: “Yeah, we saw it…”

Artemis astronauts are refusing to open the capsule hatch until everyone on the scene shows ID proving they are NOT ICE

How frogs ‘rub one out’

In frog soccer there are three goalies and a lot of nil-nil ties

Yeah, but it’s OG man…

That is one steaming pile you got there! #gardening 🌱 🌿

After a cool night game that’s gotta feel a whole lot better than a cooler of Gatorade

A company I worked for prodded to us to ‘innovate relentlessly’ and ‘drive change’. It was exhausting and produced some really horrible stuff. But I credit them with having a template for new project charters that began with ‘History and Development’ and ‘Current State’. Coulda helped here

It took me three days to cry when my mother died. Her after-funeral gathering at her house was packed with friends and family; some crying, some laughing. My Chinese MIL found this a little jarring. In her circle, funerals were sedate affairs with people sitting in chairs, drinking tea (no booze)

Well, thanks to this thread, I have a new recipe to try!

Bagna cauda?

Every accusation is a confession