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WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

My (probably overly generous) read is that they’re trying to lean in to the Roman legion thing, but that does feel too reminiscent of the old mascot.

and if they like it they are traitors to the constitution. i have to live with them, in the sense that i will not kill or de-citizen them, but i don't have to respect them because they live in the plains or a former steel town. if that is what they believe my beliefs are more american than theirs

if you're feeling stressed or anxious it’s your body's way of telling you to watch this cj abrams bomb

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I got shingles when I was 35, it sucks, get the vaccine if you can

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy

corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor

that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

Neighbors on HBO is maybe the most American tv show ever? Profiles probably the highest propensity voters in the country.

As a nats fan…yeah they’re not good

adam says it much more succintly. the american right will happily impoverish the united states and make it an oversized backwater if it means they can dominate women and minorities and play act as a master class

Lmao what’s going on in Philly, go nats

The DC Metro

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi.

The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

If Duke has no haters, I am dead.

Ta-Nehisi Coates:

“We'll come out of this. And let me tell you something: If none of us are here to see it, tell your children who the cowards were.”

A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.

I feel like the great lesson of the Civil War is that amateur armies of shopkeepers, farm laborers, and clerks can, when well armed and supplied, beat the absolute piss out of a chivalry-obsessed gentry class and their allies among the smallholders

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

OH. MY. GAWD.

I grew up in a progressive mainline denomination (disciples of Christ), with women as pastors and deacons. I remember the first time I went to a southern baptist service with a friend and was appalled. I wouldnt have had the language for it as a 10 year old, but that was a feminist awakening for me.

30 years ago tonight:

Kentucky renters 'make history' with bargained lease. What that means The Kentucky Tenant Union won its first major battle, securing a collectively bargained lease with a Texas-based company. What that means for renters.

"Kentucky’s burgeoning tenant union has won its first major battle — a collectively bargained lease for some of its members, the first of its kind in the southern U.S., according to the group."

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if you’ve gone insane

This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Shaq a licious XL gummies

I popped off a (root canal’d) crown on these guys, also pretty embarrassing

How are tariffs impacting things

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

I’ve done a reasonable job of keeping my wits about me the past year but this is sending me to a dark place.