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Posts by LaZy James

Hemingway's "For Whom the Smell Tolls"

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Read this. Fucking brilliant

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No worries. We probably would have agreed anyway. Cheers

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Got a point there, sport? That anyone likes just one of the series is enough. They are all different, mirror the times they were made and ask important questions about who we are. As any good Science Fiction should.

Why are you calling everyone wrong? Your last name Roddenberry?

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People should make crappy AI fan movies set in the Star Wars universe because they can and there's no one to tell them they shouldn't.

-They already do.

Are they crappy?

-Mostly, yeah. Some are ok.

Well ok then.

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This is genius next level stuff, here.
I now officially have confidence in the next gen of slackers.

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He hates these cans!

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When the name of the city you live in gets co-opted by Canada and now when you say where you live, people accuse you of being Canadian. Which is actually a pretty nice thing to accuse someone of.

But my city is beautiful too and Vancouver, USA was here first.

So there. Eh.

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Georgia Kitty. You got to move so I can put the food in your dish.

She looks at me. Looks in her dish, which is empty, then looks at me.

Georgia. You got to move so I can put the food in your dish.

She looks at me. Looks in her dish. Looks at me and meows.

Same dance everyday.

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When you cat is making biscuits on your leg and says, "Now give me some cream and I'll make you some gravy"

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People should make crappy AI fan movies set in the Star Wars universe because they can and there's no one to tell them they shouldn't.

-They already do.

Are they crappy?

-Mostly, yeah. Some are ok.

Well ok then.

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When you cat is making biscuits on your leg and says, "Now give me some cream and I'll make you some gravy"

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RIP

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This is genius next level stuff, here.
I now officially have confidence in the next gen of slackers.

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If someone makes you happy, let them.

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He hates these cans!

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When the name of the city you live in gets co-opted by Canada and now when you say where you live, people accuse you of being Canadian. Which is actually a pretty nice thing to accuse someone of.

But my city is beautiful too and Vancouver, USA was here first.

So there. Eh.

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That is frightening. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Reacting to my reaction as I watch reaction videos of people reacting to reaction videos.

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Before clocks existed or we were to lazy to look, we used to dial 0.
"Hello. Operator?"
Yes. May I help you?
"What time is it?"
Ring. Ring.
At the tone. Pacific Daylight Time will be 12:19 PM & 20 seconds. Now fuck off, kid.

Eventually they made us dial the # for time.
In my TZ it was 555-1212.

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I got salmonella from the Rajneesh.
True dat.

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Fresh & Raw shrimp sounded like a FANTASTIC idea for dinner ...until Sam & Ella showed up.

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If you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.

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Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget

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I've noticed you around.

I find you very attractive.

Would you, umm.

Build a shed with me?

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