My boyfriend Dusty sprawled out in a messy bed with a light red shirt covering his groin. He’s rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

The Awakening of the Bean 🫘 @cappypappy.bsky.social

It’s always been BOGO for the sheps.

Me in the bathroom at work on all fours showing ass with dirty shoes. 😂

Here’s a sneaky pic for all you #humpday observers.

Omg Trump keeps going on and on and oooooon. Cringe.

This is defamation and you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

Awww thank ya bubba bear. ☺️

Y’all I didn’t know Bill Clinton was still alive. I feel incredibly stupid while simultaneously feeling like I slipped into a different timeline.

A picture of me lifting my red shirt to show belly with a silly smirk on my face. I’ve got a blue hat with “The Pig” in red on it.

Who digs a twink with a belly? #TummyTuesday

It’s in my backpack.

Pokémon Unbound has continued to have me by the balls. Especially now that I got my first ever full odds shiny. A Gengar with a fixed shiny form. It’s a ROMhack but it still feels special.

All my Destiny peeps out there HAVE to try Witchfire. Soulslike+Destiny+Extraction Shooter+roguelike= yes please.

Thank you fellow Dusty. 🥰

Well monster catching but whatever. I could get Monster Hunter too.

A selfie of me. I’m in a white and blue tank from Daytona Beach. I have my left hand behind my head and a my elbow up. Oh and a dark blue hat that says “The Pig.”

Dusty: No Longer Disheveled.

Yeah it’s from one of her voice memos.

I think telling him that I’m the type of boy that laughs at fart jokes may have given him the wrong impression.

Me taking a selfie on my blue couch with a similar shaded Henley with a black hat with a raccoon on it.

Disheveled and exhausted but I still felt cute. ☺️✨

Anyways… I blame @bullypop.bsky.social for these random ridiculous thoughts that come across my mind.

All these people concerned about freedom but where are all the free doms?

So I bought some slutty knee high compression socks. Definitely was not expecting it to be such a positive sensory experience.

Yeah…. I feared that. I’ll be giving Odyssey or Radical Red a shot after this one.

Gen 2 and Gen 6 are the only ones I haven’t really touched. Not because lack of interest, but because my pokemon fixation has always been rather spotty. Would you recommend it as a first experience?

So I’ve always known Pokémon romhacks/fan games were a thing. Was rather turned off by it not being cannon. Finally gave Unbound a shot and it’s had me by the BALLS.

Some of these views have been breathtaking in New England.

A selfie of me smiling at the camera, holding a cartoony raccoon shaped cake pop. I’m wearing a red and black jacket and gray beanie with a Punisher logo on it. Sunglasses are resting on my head. A wall of wood paneling can be seen behind me.

There is so much raccoon based merch here in Portland, Maine for some reason. This was the peak.

I’d also be downz. On my knees. 😜

Awwwwww shucks Rob. Thanks bubba.

Thank you handsome!

A selfie of me sitting on my couch. I’m giving neutral bear face and wearing a grey shirt.

Another profile picture with a dumb bearface.