Speccy BASIC.

1982 Sinclair Research Ltd, not 1982 Amstrad, bloody +2 and +3.

Rubber keys. Old school.

Here at #ChewToo, the used bubblegum business, we’re celebrating 4/20 in thanks to a generous gift from our patron @markhamillofficial.bsky.social.

He’s donated 1000 herbal cigarettes and we’re giving them away to our customers.

One per purchase, first come first served.

#SecondHandIsNotSoBland

Mike Baldwin

“My farts smell like gammon.”

~Pierce Brosnan #quote

Craig David

“There’s a lot of talk about Tim Cook at the moment. Let’s not forget his travel agent brother Thomas Cook, another individual worthy of note.”

~Ashley Banjo #quote #Apple

Last Report, by Turbulent Space 8 track album

In unusual twist, The Future Sound Of London's latest offering doesn't sound like a funeral.

It's still shit and demonstrates they've lost their edge, but I don't want to kill myself.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson

“My farts smell minty.”

~Lionel Richie #quote

Liam Gallagher

Nice picture of Cillian Murphy.

Val Kilmer

"Why does my earwax smell of cannabis?"

~Pat Sharp #quote

Which transsexual singer songwriter had a hit with Summertime Sadness, and also had a BBC series on bushcraft and survival techniques?

Lana Del Ray Mears.

@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever anonymously sent @daraobriain.bsky.social a used butt-plug?

Newcastle's castle was built in 1080 by William the Conqueror's eldest son Robert Curthouse. It is by no stretch of the imagination a "new castle"> Geordies should stop living in the past. Boody, Chesvegas

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Hungary is next door to Starvering.

Nice picture of Richard Herring.

Which transsexual singer and actor sang Get Your Freak On and starred as Trapper John McIntyre in M*A*S*H?

Missy Elliott Gould

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

SAVE money on expensive bicycle bells by simply shouting "Get out of my way, I haven't got a bell!" ' at anyone who gets in your way while cycling. Mrs G. Jpeg, Herts

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Eddie Redmayne

“Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side!”

~Michael Fassbender #quote

Truth Social's owning entity also broke financial laws. Accountability is coming, hopefully.

Es ist immer sonnig, wenn ich den sehe 🖤

@kari.bsky.social Happy Easter. May all your retro projects come to fruition.

Ann Widdecombe

“Which singer was the biggest slapper?

Spank Sinatra.“

~Judy Finnigan #quote

Which trans-racial lead guitarist for The Shadows had hits, including Let’s Get It On and What’s Going On?

Hank Marvin Gaye.

Which transsexual golden girl is the acting leader of the department of justice?

Todd Blanche Devereaux.

Lovely little dress x

Listen to Frankie Knuckles’ last-ever recorded mix To mark 12 years since his passing, we’re revising this historic groove-fuelled house set

The Godfather of House's final recorded mix. Listen now🖤

Willem Dafoe

Nice picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ainsley Harriott

“Today I learned that a lollipop person is not only real, but actually a traffic coordinator that helps children cross the road.

I’d envisioned a terrifying half human half confectionery cryptid that lurks in the shadows. How wrong I was.”

~Lenny Henry #quote

Dawn French

Nice picture of Lorraine Kelly.

Brian Conley

“Which 1800s Dutch author was a massive sex pest?

Hands Christian Andersen.”

~Bradley Walsh #quote