we all know I have no life, so:

I have had various tradesman working in the flat over the last few days, which mean’t I tried to adjust my ‘salt of the earth’ settings to say things like “I’m down with that” and “word up!”

Cloud • Model • View • Me Cook

Ha • Canal • Booze • Art

Even Superman hated him. It makes sense as Trump does cut a confused Lex Luthor in a nappy with dementia vibe.

You mentioned Foamasi?

When a meme goes in hard.

Golders Hill Park.

Made a Reform campaign poster.

Vote Reform.
We are going places.

Horniman • Seahorse • Garden • Showoff

NEW POTOm!

Chat topics include: Smash, David Icke, shitting on the moon.
Sketch topics include: 17 Magpies, Charles I's dirty execution, Ocean's 56.

It could easily be vice versa, tbh.

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Gin & Tonic excuse: no 137
The world didn’t end.

Tomorrow’s excuse: no 138

David Lynch’s baroque space opera Dune ended with a ‘You have been watching.’ Why can’t all films end like that?

Ice Cold in Spoons YouTube video by Jeremy Limb

Sneak preview of POTOm 032
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Can’t we all just live in precedented times for a fucking bit?

Wish Donald took this. In his golfing clobber with a box brownie. Frozen eyes. All hot air escaped.

passage • roof garden • noted • dinner

Swines!

March reads achieved.

Four years today.
Soar amongst the stars M x

Just ONCE can our energy bills be lowered in the fucking winter! When we actually need it. Just once. Just fucking once. Just some slither of kindness for the love of fucking once.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too origin story.

Dirty little boffins.

Not saying I bear grudges, but I’m still annoyed at one of my friends as a teenager for slagging off Hi-de-Hi.

Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan

3:15 every day at Underbelly George Square.

A comedy show about my face and other works of art.

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blossom • books • booze • Brazilian

“The thieves who ate them then had a break, had a quick crap.”

Saatchi Gallery gadabout.

Don’t forget to put all your clocks outside tonight.

Farage stripogram arrives.

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