Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Late extra inning game and you need bullpen arms? Good thing Q pulled an effective reliever after 12 pitches.

Gonna bunt and end up not scoring. Cant wait.

Previous skeets from me complaining about Royals pitcher Schreiber. Some samplings include “I audibly groan whenever Schreiber enters” and “oh, Schreiber shit the bed again? Shocked”

Let’s see my past thoughts about Schreiber. Oh, glad to see things haven’t changed much.

Predictable. Bums.

YOU BRING IN SCHREIBER?!

The worst the Royals play, the more annoyed I get at the hat shuffle on the streaming platform between innings

lol royals

Hate this team.

The Royals have had more traffic on the bases than an LA rush hour, yet can’t get a stupid run across. Fucking pathetic.

*checks in on the Royals*

… sooooo the NFL draft, huh?

Who wins a game first: Mets or Royals?

Tried to time my yardwork to avoid watching the Royals but those SOBs were delayed. Finished just in time to see the 1st. Almost makes me wish I had more stuff to do outside.

It’s too windy and chilly to do yard work today, but the Royals are making me reconsider

The Royals have given up this season. GG. Shut it down.

Jesus Christ. These boys have their heads up their asses.

Might have to look at those

Smart idea!

Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants

Ketchup on pizza is a new one. Can’t judge, I used to dip chocolate bars into velveeta and dip blocks of cheese in A1.

That’s the thing, I’d feel like a real asshole just walking in holding a bottle of sauce. Got a purse I can borrow?

Is it weird to bring your own condiments to a restaurant? Example: this one place makes good omelets, but the only hot sauce they have is Tabasco sauce. I want to bring a different one.

I promise this isn’t a scheduled post, even though it feels like it

Doink.

Oh… Royals are being no hit tonight, aren’t they?

Lo Cain highlight in the intro. I miss him.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Menu for Jack Stack Barbecue

Birthday bbq lunch is always good.

Cancel summer. Fast forward to fall and winter. I’m done.