i dont really have any thoughts or knowledge about pragmata at all except that kids face and hair are creepy as fuuckkkkkk.

please hook jacoby brissett cardinals holdout directly to my veins and let it kill me

waiting till the correct moment to open my new computer because those first few hours of bonding are critical to a healthy relationship.

does anyone actively like their airport as much as the richmond metro area?

Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker

shout out to my mom for discovering, for the first time, that sitcoms are relaxing.

no one told me pokopia was a real time clock and I guess I have to completely rearrange my life now

my cat is extremely large and half the time I dont even think about it because I as a human am so much larger still but it occurred to me that to the other cats in the house it must be like casually living with, like, shaq

this is just another materially detached act of scientific progress when the entire concept of scientific progress as we currently know it is inseparable from capital. what does going around the moon do for any of you or our fellow humans or our planet as a whole in This Geopolitical Moment.

bluesky being this hype over the moon rocket thing is so odd to me. truly putting the liberal in the middle aged liberal app.

this vrabel russini thing is huge for me as someone who doesnt really care what consenting adults do but also really really hates mike vrabel for intangible, vibes based reasons.

peak depression is doing mandatory workplace trainings

Reflection of the demise of worker power that the final 4 is on cable btw

every chatgpt commercial makes me want to kill myself more than the one before it.

if the ufl survives the year it will be because of that game, including ludacris.

recently, when I see promos for new a24 movies, its starting to feel like ive outgrown them or they're targeted towards a younger demo and I realize thats how linear time works but its a really odd experience to have in relation to a production company.

I think about game series that have continuous spaces and environments between entries a lot with the big ones being Yakuza and Trails and I'm wondering what others there are beyond my RPG bubble.

writing an nfl themed lynchian doppelganger noir about deejay dallas and tj tampa.

the ufl is a beautiful abomination and I really hope it somehow both survives but also never gets any better than it currently is.

#scms26 being entirely dependent on the pedway is getting me mole pilled. maybe we should all just live in underground starbucks tunnels idk man its nice down here.

hotel pillows are made of the same liquid as cats.

This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this.

im at #scms26 where ill be talking about videogames and/as simulations of everyday lives tomorrow at 9am which i am preparing for like a very small apocalypse because ive never ended up with the first presentation slot in the morning at a conference before.

i never appreciate the vmfa enough until I go somewhere else and want to go the art museum and its only open like 4 hours a day. vmfa really said lets be the 24 hour Walmart of art museums.

I like standing in the plane watching windows with the old guys at the airport so I can voyeuristically stare my own luggage down as it is loaded onto the plane.

this is the most VCU clip possible. it should be on the university homepage. let it continue to circulate forever, please.

I think one was an old timey courtroom and there were just way too many alcoves.

another was sloped like one of those slopey movie theaters and the teens were all sloping downward and I did not care for it.

about to go to bed and remembering a teaching nightmare I had last night where it was a new semester and all my classes were in increasingly weirdly shaped rooms. like not nightmare labyrinths but just really really impractical but plausible rooms.

2 hour mock draft podcasts are my drug of choice.

movies are about a low but never zero percent chance of stephen root showing up