call me norne lichaels the way im liking these posts

not a record

we kind of made it as a joke actually

man the personal life section of rfk jrs wikipedia article is a rollercoaster, i just wanted to know why his voice sounds fucked up (he has a condition that makes his voice sound fucked up)

no

Was sending the message "We eatin good tonight" and accidentally made the typo "we eatin food tonight." Also true

fiesta

forever

*practicing mindful therapy speak* I’m really enjoying this movie you’ve put on. Thanks for organizing this for us. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to show you a clip of Dennis Miller on my phone. I’m going to pause the movie. It’s scaring me a bit, and I know my interests will soothe me. Thoughts?

‘It is an open secret that business intelligence consultants do not usually conduct their own primary source work. The commentary found in business intelligence reports is thus several degrees removed from its original source.’

Vadim Nikitin on private spying.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

i think if i were developing a writing system i would try some other stuff before putting multiple diacritics on the same letter but that’s just me

the guns are fun to shoot

so is it a cape or just a jacket draped over his shoulders

sontags “against interpretation” was pretty fun imo

ah so the girls are swooning over him for moral reasons

joe danger was better

just got off the phone with my mom and it was a perfect call

open the window and let in some french air

You can learn a lot just from playing video games. For example, i learned so much just from playing video games

how come no one has been saying her name that way? we should be ashamed of ourselves 😔

so youd literally have to pay all the money in the world? fucking insane

cant be arsed

was there an episode of fresh prince of bel air where will was just in the hospital?

try getting up to your hijinks without a gallbladder you bastard

might be worth asking her if she's "'avin a go"

sometimes you get TOO hydrated and you have to eat some fritos

this is what i imagine that show the pitt is like

something they don’t want to do and often doesn’t even need to be done! how many marketing jobs does society need in order to function?

our “my pica is a superpower” tshirts are back in stock in both youth and adult sizes!

cops harassing people coming out of boardrooms, “y’all better not doin no fraud in there, ya hear me? i got my eye on you”

i bet this will be the main topic on that official rocket league podcast stream that somehow always has like 40k viewers