Bored, horny and alone at work

Is there a genetic reason why heteros can’t walk in a straight line?

Guess who did too much too soon at the gym and now has tendinitis in his knee?

This stupid bitch.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

My workout playlist also doubles as a Sunday Dance throwback playlist.
Erasure, New Order,CeCe Peniston,
En Vogue….

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas

And it lasts a lifetime

Did I miss #tiddytuesday ?

The proof of masochism lies in my embrace of the ab wheel.

Why don’t more Doms use this horrible little device for torture?

I feel like once a season I have a night when I just don’t sleep a wink. That was last night. Luckily I’m off today.

Popping in to say good morning.

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

working out at 5 am has really changed my life in the best way.

I accomplish so many things in the morning. My diet is better. My mood is better because I’m prioritizing sleep. I’m actually lifting more because I’m usually alone in the gym and I my intrusive thoughts can’t get in my way.

Sign: eat his hole

don’t have to tell me twice

It is without fail that I try to take a nap and my neighbors smoke alarm goes off.

🥵🥵🥵

Seems like maybe saying nothing at all would have been the appropriate response here

Another fantastic book!

Thank you Lord Beefcake!

Good morning from my gloriously empty gym.

Felt derpy while trying to get bara tiddies

I’m happy to help however I can

Good boy goals

Good morning!

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Just a boy on a treadmill wishing it as a sofa.

Should I?

I just read this post at Ai Capone, also. We’re stuck in a loop.

Opened scruff this morning and in my global page was 3 different profiles from 3 very disparate cities all using the same man’s pics. 🙄

I did like the subtle nods to Colin’s growth throughout the movie.

Enjoy! I know a big group of guys are gearing up to go see it tonight.