Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the:

Captain Winston was a character i had absolutely no memory of. But i saluted my TV like i was seeing the walmart porco rosso

Same. Thought he finally ran out of birds lol. Could be a whole line of fake-outs lol

Getting over my adult, unjustified, hate of "the family blockbuster" and validated that mentality rewatching this last night.

I know CGI artists hated the requests of this movie with all the pools and sands animating, but they did great with Imhotep

I was scared of every flying bug until like 23yo... still hate cicadas flying at me.

But im trying SOOOO hard to help my daughter not develop the same fear. She hates flying bugs but loves bees, ladybugs & butterflies. I think we can do this.
It may all fall apart when she tries to hug a bee.

Oh nooooo... guess we'll have to launch the backup next:

Nah shes gotta get a job soon

There must be other missourians you're thinking of. We're not all the same

Wtf happened 19 days ago?

Quit bitching, the pandas be fuckin! 🤙

My little girl (2) has now seen the Kpop Huntrix lyric videos and loves them. But she HATE HATE HATES the fanta boys

Why do i even scroll socials anymore when i just default assume every picture or video is "AI"

If yer ever been gone in the loo
Tis only farts and no poo,
Be sure, me lads,
giver a wipe'r
For payin the piper

Learning an Angine de Poitrine song on drums:
What if i fuck around and ... count to 48?

Actually shocked. Very cool.
I just cant go back to paying for haircuts, and now shady/successful pills?

Beautiful.

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

glad i took a break to take a piss cause i was definitely trying to EQ out my tinnitus from the vocal track

Walked into my psychiatrist this morning and uhh, didnt have much to complain about.

I did ask a question that made her get her text book out real quick tho. Gotta stop stumping my doctors

I think if i woulda dropped my dads passion for sport earlier, and quit soccer myself, I'd be way deeper in this "music career" by now

Home project: theorize, research, plot, purchase, install, configure. Enjoy awesome result!

Work project: theorize, research, plot "oh the user will fuck that up". research, plot, doubt. research, plot, put on hold... come back, theorize, update plot, casually suggest idea to boss, purchase, PANIC.

I hope mitch mcconnel is still alive and miserable in a hospital bed somewhere. Hopefully all the staff is bringing in their kids "tooth fairy" teeth to put in his jello and such

One of those names I only know thanks to the records i inherited from my grandma. Along with Engelbert Humperdink

Fuck impeaching him at this point. How bout we send him to Iceland (calling it Greenland) and tell him that to claim Reykjavik, you simply plant a flag in Fagradalsfjall. And he just dumps all his flaggers in a volcano

I refuse to let my work tell me to install white noise everywhere. No. Buy a couch, Ceiling drapery, thicker carpet, ANYTHING else

I thought i was just quirky being the guy that speaks in mostly sarcasm but doesn't use the inflection to imply it..
Then i heard my genuine answers spoken in dry, deadpan-nerd and realized why everyone has such a hard time telling if I'm joking or not...
Im a late maturer

Holy fuck an SM58 is $110 a pop now???

A bride gave me this track to play for her wedding. I never play a song twice at the same gig, and this was the first time I broke that rule

youtu.be/PAUlCK8kuGU?...

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita