Don't be ashamed to be born on a small part of the American continent.

You're human.

Something to be proud of.

Why not?

Are you drunk?

Did they beat India?

Nobody wins.

NERD!

Sorry, I just can't help myself.

The USA is 33% morron.

Nothing to be proud about.

@garytcoles.bsky.social My apologies for speling yor name rong.

Fuck off Gary.

Infowars was a rowing machine from day one.

bsky.app/profile/gary... Fuck off Garry.

You're such a pessimist.

It's obvious to me that they're about to announce a beautiful relationship to the world at large.

I don't drop my price because everybody else has died and I'm the last man standing.

Plausible deniability.

What's a 'tube strike'?

Asking for a 'suburban' friend.

Yes

"The department of Death" would have been more appropriate.

...and honest.

Dodgy-smack-head

No tofu journey for you then.

The British NHS is paying £80,000 a year for drugs that are keeping me alive.

I paid in much more than the possible cost over my lifetime.

But now I just don't need to worry about it. And neither does anyone who hasn't paid in as much as I have.

That lack of worry means everything to me.

Careful now!

RUOK?

Steady on!

Here's some of the rest of it.

That isn't me.

Contacts

I took that picture in 1983. I think.

I can only conclude that you outspent the fossil fuel industry in lobbying this quarter.

You must be REALLY rich!

'I can remember and believe bullshit' is not the flex he thinks it is.

...or Count.

...unless you really don't want them to understand what you're saying. :-)

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger has caused many delusional spirals, and the murder of John Lennon, amongst many others.

I'm an engineer who's worked all over the world.

I can confirm that telling the client that "The frequency response is as flat as a pancake" will get you a blank stare in most places.

It's a good idea to remind young engineers about this.