Wait, wait, wait - you're NOT supposed to flush them?!?

My trivia team's name this week was "Trump's Liquor Cabinet"!
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Just wait until he's reelected anyhow, despite being dead.

They're calling him "the goat" but that's actually more of an olfactory thing

only because Burning Airlines is actually a band instead of an airline

RFKJr gonna be SO disappointed

it's when we celebrate the right to Bear Earth

Fact Check: FALSE - Donald Trump has already fired all of the high-ranking women at the FBI.

Don Jr. fighting the War on Drugs, one gram at a time?

This event is faith-themed in the same way that a McDonalds Value Meal is Stranger Things or K-Pop Demon Hunters-themed.

Especially the ones the patriarchs find inconvenient

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

If you can’t remember whether you took your vitamins, ask your cat. If the cat answers, you did!

New Ludacris adult gummy vitamins: The only multivitamin formula containing 50mg THC

no more cat NDAs

Oh, you're thinking of the other crossover episode - Hollywood: Part 3 // ST IV: The Voyage Home

(yes I know the dates don't work)

Bug, walking on the ceiling: "the law of WHAT?!?"

Isn't this from the TOS/Happy Days crossover episode where a horrible transporter accident combined Kirk and Fonzie?

It was actually just supposed to be an HH invite but they started pregaming at lunch and by 3 pm they'd accidentally scheduled a presser instead... 🙄🍸🥴

Yeah - nova literally means nova in Spanish, as in the exact same word and meaning.

But Chevrolet means "why they hell would I buy that when a Nissan Sentra is half the price?"

something something Avatar something

Next on the playlist: "Cuts Like a Knife" by Bryan Adams

I've got some good news about "bird calls"

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

We replaced our fridge last year, and the day the new one was installed, the oven stopped working, 20+ years old, not repairable.
Replaced the oven.

Then, the dishwasher started leaking....

Also, why is the guy in the Snap photo taking the photo with his cell phone instead of his awesome and completely normal looking glasses?

a cartoon of homer simpson talking to a man wearing a cowboy hat Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson wearing an oversized cowboy hat with a hidden camera

Hard to tell!

Not to be confused with Tunnel Goats, they're just in there cleaning up the tunnel buckthorn.

I was wondering what name TCF was using this week...