Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

jaime: don’t we have some ballsack vinegar?

me: what???

jaime: the salad dressing!

me: do you mean balsamic vinaigrette?

jaime: that’s what i said, ballsack vinegar

A meme of two cowboys in a standoff. One says "what's your budget?" and the other one says "what's your rate?"

Need to print this out and frame it near my desk

A stack of NIPSA flags are held in a large Royal Mail sack

"Belfast Prankster" tiktoker livestreaming with his smartphone on a selfie stick.

Two men put up a banner with Union flag and Irish flag together with the caption "It is time to take back our "countries"".

A vlogger raises his arms in the air as an anti-immigration protester blows a horn.

[Photo Thread] Our Belfast.

Racists try to organise again and get severely outnumbered again.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

A thingamajig (AKA a whatchamacallit) in ten different languages…

10. Chingadera (Mexican Spanish)
9. Zamazingo (Turkish)
8. Habbijabbi (Bengali)
7. Yoke (Hiberno English)
6. Shismoo (Arabic)
5. Haghawagha (Pashto)
4. Trucmuche (French)
3. Burungo (Sheng)
2. Intazinga (Zulu)
1. Dingsbums (German)

Severance — Music To Refine To feat. ODESZA | Apple TV+ YouTube video by Apple TV

i’m working and listening to this, i was wondering why it was giving me anxiety and i ONLY just realised i had youtube set to 1.5x speed 🤡

youtu.be/JRnDYB28bL8?...

the toilet roll thing 🥴

work it a little bit, get HOT just a little, etc ??

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me and The Last Of Us: No Return, except only some are monsters and the rest are emily, jason and gavin. Think i need to have a word with myself 🥴 #tlou

Dear Mr. Wilson, I hope you are well. I am writing as a constituent in East Antrim to express my deep concern about the offer of a state visit to Donald Trump and to ask you to raise this matter in Parliament. Mr. Trump’s recent remarks and actions toward Ukraine and its people, including President Volodymyr Zelensky, have undermined the Western alliance that has safeguarded global security since World War II. His stance weakens the collective fight against tyranny and goes against the values of democracy and peace that the UK has long supported. I would be grateful if you could raise this issue in Parliament—whether through an Early Day Motion, a question to the Prime Minister, or another appropriate mechanism—to reflect the concerns of many in our community. I believe it is important that the UK sends a clear message about its commitment to standing with our allies against aggression and dictatorship. Thank you for your time and for representing our constituency. I look forward to your response.

It’s not much, but it’s something. I am sickened by how Ukraine have been treated. Contact your MP and let them
know Trump is not welcome here #NoStateVisit #SlavaUkraini #🇺🇦

Sign the Open Letter | Belfast Pride: No Executive Parties - Pride Belongs to the People I've signed this open letter urging @belfastpride to exclude the political parties in the NI Executive from this year's pride as a result of their ban on puberty blockers - can you sign too?

I've signed this open letter urging Belfast Pride to exclude the political parties in the NI Executive from this year's pride as a result of their ban on puberty blockers - can you sign too? my.actnowni.org/petitions/pu...

My happy girl ❤️

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)

Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

americans, more of this please

An editorial cartoon by Pedro Molina showing Elon Musk in his recent weird Oval Office visit, looking all ghoulish and malformed, as in real life

Grateful that so many editorial cartoonists are now trying to convey Musk's creepy, fucked-up face

100% this. Ever wonder why your facebook photos from 2009 look really feckin tiny? Cos they are. They are minuscule files for today. In 20 years they may as well not exist. Print your photos!

#UppaQueers

No literally, they had a PINK neon sign with uppa queers behind their top table! This wedding is one we won’t ever forget!

Anyone still following please got report!

Don’t be annoyed if when you report your power off you are asked to check your trips. You could be the first to report in your area and they have to rule out internal issues first. Which I know is dumb because duh, worst storm in history but they have to follow protocol. Even if sounds silly.

I used to work for NIE. They talk about storms like veterans talk about the war. This is their D-Day. #StormEowyn

Here lads, im sorry for what I'm about to say but..

2019 was SIX years ago. 🫠

When was the last time you updated your profile photo? If it’s rocking a pre-pandemic vibe, I think it’s time for a refresh. Just sayin... 😉 #Belfast #IrishBluesky

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Getting homophobic abuse in our wedding tiktok inbox from a polish speaker.

Yes i am petty enough to translate it, and i am petty enough to reply with; dotykać trawy.

Craving a quick, flavour packed dinner? Try my recipe for Chipotle Chicken and Refried Bean Tacos! 🌮

thespooniechef.com/chipotle-chi...

If you’ve never had professional photos together, this could be a great chance! (Access to transport would be a plus.)

We did this last year and got some incredible shots—keen to do it again! Message me if you’re interested or send on to your friends! #UppaQueers

Queer couples in Belfast & the North Coast—this one’s for you!

My wife and I are wedding photographers, and we’re planning some fun, creative photoshoots this weekend (18th & 19th Jan). It’s completely free, and you’ll get high-res professional photos for your time. #lgbtq #irishbluesky

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Putting the cat amongst the pigeons on LinkedIn. Why o why does every press release photo here have to be dutch tilt?

Great to see Emma getting plenty of use out of the photos from her personal branding session! Also this sounds class! Siobhan’s a legend!

this is awesome Emma!

🥰