Perfect time to display this graph showing the growth of my deep concerns about your opinion

If you think being anti-Netanyahu is antisemitism then you're fucking dumb as shit

Pete Hegseth famously promised the Senate he would stop drinking if appointed the "Secretary of Defense."

That's why he calls himself the "Secretary of War."

It's all about the technicalities . . .

RFK, Jr.: "It's amazing how quickly the flu spreads in crowded classrooms. It's a total mystery. No one knows why."

PETE HEGSETH: "It's a well known fact that the flue *can't* spread in a crowded submarine. Jesus said that. Or did I read it on the bottom of a beer bottle cap? Another mystery, man!"

This is amazing.

If your commander-in-chief is being excluded from military operations (coz he’s a lunatic) and blocked from accessing the nuclear codes (coz he’s a lunatic), you’re overdue for a new commander-in-chief.

Can we do Linda McMahon next!!

My T Zone should be able to keep us supplied for a while.

"We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit." - The Atlantic

The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk

Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million

The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes

To Netanyahu, if you're a plaster statue and IDF destroys you, apologies.

If you're flesh and blood and IDF destroys you, so what?

Why? Bibi doesn't want to jeopardize American dollars. And MAGA cared MUCH more about an illustration of Jesus Donald published than all the real people he has killed.

Easy solution: Ban these gluttonous resource hogs.

Yes.

Huckabee is just waiting for the rapture.

Will he ask the military to shoot any protesters in the leg before he does.

Is he going to explain the verse after he reads it??

Canceled and delayed flights. Yep it's a great time to travel!!

Why does Kansas always have to be red!??

noticing a theme

a black and white photo of a boy in a hat standing in front of a sign that says `` high sign '' . ALT: a black and white photo of a boy in a hat standing in front of a sign that says `` high sign '' .

IYKYK.

DNI: Do Not Invite

You misspelled Uncle Tom.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Marco's about to get fired.

Unconfirmed IRGC Navy transmission:

“The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot.”

Gee…wonder who they’re talking about…?

🤣

Patel fired the FBI's Iran counterintelligence unit.
Then, we went to war with Iran.
He fired them because they'd worked on the Mar-a-Lago documents case.
Revenge. That's the whole answer.
Everyone's talking about the drinking.
Nobody's talking about this.
Until now ↓
www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Trump's arrest

Yes, and I have a "complicated relationship" with quantum physics. In the sense that, like Donald and the Bible, I've never studied it and have no understanding of it.

Do you know the Muffin Man down on Drury Lane or the Muffin Man on third street. I have a meesages for third street Muffin Man.

Not on her though