If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

we all know I have no life, so:

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You either love Starmer or you love Boris. Those are the only two political positions that exist.

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

They just wanted to make sure the death panels were deleting the right people

screenshot of the account in question failing to understand the statement "Starmer has shit politics" "Explain it to me,its not even English" [sic]

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Yeah you say that now, then in ten years someone goes "Tsathoggua? Oh, from the Minions film?" and you have an aneurysm on the spot

weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

[CN. Transphobia]

This is sort of the whole business in a nutshell too, because the basis of the tribunal wasn't that Upton had assaulted anyone or acted in any way inappropriately, but that a trans woman simply using women's facilities was a violation of the provision of "single sex spaces".

Bottom line is that they personally find trans people (and trans women in particular) icky for their own neurotic reasons, and they'll justify that post hoc with whatever convoluted reasoning they can fit into their current worldview.

still sounds like a sex toy, sorry mister war president sir

don't forget to build it on stilts lads 🥰

The imaginations on these people!

Can you imagine the art they could be creating if only they'd been inspired by Tolkien, or Scorcese, or anime, or anything but British respectability politics 🤔

Kaiju (but make it haiku)

a fiery sigh
Tokyo isn't going to step
on itself, is it?

"People who don't think I belong in this country because of my race are trying to stop me kicking other people out of this country because of their race, because they're racist but I'm not."

incredible. she swore at them "after being accused at an on-stage event of copying the policies of Nigel Farage’s Reform UK." so, accurately describing her plans? abolish the home office and especially shabana mahmood

The *entire Starmer project* needs to be understood as one big Jobs For The Boys operation. That’s why McSweeney - Labour’s squillionaire bungs officer - spent 2017-19 running around telling dejected MPs to hold tight, because he was going to hook them back up with their clout, status and freebies.

... play the hits of Barry Manilow!

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

You fucked up in 2015

You fucked up in 2016

You fucked up in 2017 and 2019 and 2024

Do not fuck up again™️

landslide, 150 seat majority, even picks up the electoral votes from Rhode Island somehow

oh no! my idioms!

and they're right to do so 🫡

As a fan of keir starmer it pains me to say that I think its time he steps down and allow the Labour Party to pick another nonce/nonce adjacent leader to continue managing the nation into decline.

Being a barbecue grill salesman at home depot is so lit

hang on, I'll ask

Also he's not flipping off Reform voters, his entire strategy is trying to appeal to them

That's why people are mad at him in the first place, where the hell has this guy been for the last two years