Me scrolling through my mutuals

because it's still manslaughter fam

He's not a hypocrite, he's a nazi who's hiding behind the veil of hypocrisy because dems have proven themselves completely incapable of not taking that specific bait every time it's dangled.

His greatest crime is not his hypocrisy, it's his crimes against humanity.

It's only hypocrisy if you take his bait and engage with that statement in the way he wants you to (which you are).

We know that when HE says criminals he's talking about anyone who isn't white.

To act like he's talking about actual criminals is to help his narrative.

I have a coworker who tries to talk too fast but doesn’t actually know what he’s trying to say/ask so he just freezes up and gets a few words into a sentence before giving up and starting a new one and I want to just like, give him a platonic shoulder rub and tell him to slow down and breathe lol

what if his name was george mucus and he was like the mucus guy from the commercials

Destined to be a horror host, forced to work for a living and only be able force bad movies on my friends in my spare time.

Groundskeeper Willy figurine between warf and nu gundam

Welcome to the family, Groundskeeper Willy that I found while going through my wife’s things

Velma poking her head out from behind a purple curtain. Only her head in profile is visible, which looks crazy

Tonight’s Rare Scoob is in fact an even rarer Velma

By the numbers, they seem to mostly spend their time killing children as well

Of my friends defs not but the missus be inviting coworkers

There’s other people who have access who don’t know me as well 😳

I say shit like “all intensive purposes” just to feel something. To feel alive.

They need to add like a "justification" field to plex so that I can explain to my friends why the pornography is historically interesting enough to warrant being on the server. Like, it's archival I swear.

I read this as Easter Virgil like Virgil from devil may cry

A black and white image of a man with a top hat and sharp teeth making a scary face.

A monstrous looking man wearing a cape.

Born on this day in 1883 (d. 1930), Happy Birthday, LON CHANEY Sr.! 🎉

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Cool, how?

Been waking up a little extra early but it's been giving me time to watch a movie before work which is pretty cool

Yeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

:(

oh the “he can die” was in reference to the guy in the picture cuz he’s a chud btw not you, in case that’s what I accidentally implied

I just like to philosophize about porn and fetishes I promise I took no offense and intended none!

Nonono this is lighthearted dialogue! You’re good!!

It’s like boob jiggle physics in anime. It’s unrealistic and stupid but that’s where the actual fetish lives you know?

That’s part of it! The botched nipple placement is often an aspect of the fetish itself, especially when it’s super exaggerated like that. Like he can die for all I care I’m just saying that nipple was there on purpose because he absolutely 100% has a bimbofication fetish.

I’m not coming to his defense, I’m coming STRICTLY to the defense of bimbofication: adding cockeyed bolt-ons to his bodysuit is actually such a high level of care for the craft of bimbofication that he’s lost any means of denying the claims. That’s not a decision a simple tourist would make

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I completely understand what you mean but if I was watching a fantasy show and someone had a French accent I’d be SO MAD like, that’s what I’m trying to escape from and now I have to come to terms with some sort of fantasy France?

A screenshot of an Esquire headline that reads “The 6 Work Backpacks We’d Seriously to the Office.”

It’s good to know that with the future of humanity so uncertain and my mental health so bad, I can still take the times to get pissed off at the little things. Seriously what? Seriously whaaaaaat?!

None of these fuckers are going to be held responsible for a single action they’ve ever committed by any existing authority. No one is going to save us and make all the bad men go away. We have to do it ourselves.