Jon Ossoff is tying the administration’s corruption to voters’ pocketbooks.
This is the way.
Posts by Dave Pell
The market needs to stop reacting to Trump’s crazy lies and start reacting to the fact we have a crazy liar in the White House.
So after bombing fishing boats in the Caribbean, we’re now blowing away cargo ships in the Strait? Are these really proud military achievements for the world’s most powerful nation?
One of the world's most evil, blustering, and duplicitous regimes over the past half century has been more honest and less verbally menacing during negotiations than the American president.
I don't think we really have a grasp on how far this administration has dragged us down.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me a few hundred times, I'm the stock market.
Quantum computing is going to arrive just in time to provide the scale we’ll need to add up all the damage Trump has done.
Trump famously tore up the agreement that included this:
“Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop, or acquire any nuclear weapons.”
Maybe we should have fought this war with a roll of Scotch Tape.
You’re gonna need to build a new wing before this is over.
If Jesus is really in favor of this war, maybe he can offer a strategy to win it.
Political Career Elegy.
You laugh, but her first client was JD Vance’s political career.
Little excursion, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
Everyone is stepping down from Congress. But Congress hasn’t even existed for nearly two years.
No, they mean likely created with artificial intelligence because there's a small chance he is jesus.
I mean the craziest part of this is the idea that Trump would tip.
It's telling that:
a) he caught enough pushback from the religious right to delete something, which he almost never does
b) those people have not used this influence to cross him on anything more substantive than a gross but fundamentally superficial aesthetic insult to their brand
The weird thing is that usually Trump is a big fan of guys with pointy hats.
Just for like a few minutes, the Pope should part the Strait of Hormuz.
Now if only I could convince JD Vance to root for the Dodgers.
What a shame a US administration idolized and supported Orban. What a joyful relief that Hungarians told them all to eff themselves.
Guys, relax. A blockade times a blockade equals a positive.
The only war Trump won was the one on parody.
We had to go to the far side of the moon to get a reminder of the decency, diversity, and joyful endeavors of humans here on Earth.
They’re playing checkers. But we’re playing Vance.
Swalwell either has to drop out or run as a Republican.
Putting the dick in dictator since 2016.
Iran has demanded that the peace negotiations with Vance take place in a donut shop.
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What if the 25th amendment came with a trophy…