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Posts by Dave Pell

Jon Ossoff is tying the administration’s corruption to voters’ pocketbooks.

This is the way.

11 hours ago 23 1 0 0

The market needs to stop reacting to Trump’s crazy lies and start reacting to the fact we have a crazy liar in the White House.

1 day ago 25 5 3 0

So after bombing fishing boats in the Caribbean, we’re now blowing away cargo ships in the Strait? Are these really proud military achievements for the world’s most powerful nation?

1 day ago 9 1 1 0

One of the world's most evil, blustering, and duplicitous regimes over the past half century has been more honest and less verbally menacing during negotiations than the American president.

I don't think we really have a grasp on how far this administration has dragged us down.

1 day ago 18 1 1 0

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me a few hundred times, I'm the stock market.

2 days ago 17 2 1 0

Quantum computing is going to arrive just in time to provide the scale we’ll need to add up all the damage Trump has done.

2 days ago 13 2 0 0

Trump famously tore up the agreement that included this:

“Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop, or acquire any nuclear weapons.”

Maybe we should have fought this war with a roll of Scotch Tape.

3 days ago 12 1 0 0
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Trump draws Marie Antoinette comparisons as he leans into the gilded trappings of the presidency President Donald Trump is more overtly leaning into some of the spoils of his office in his second term, drawing comparisons to French Queen Marie Antoinette from political opponents.

Except he keeps all the cake for himself.

apnews.com/article/trum...

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You’re gonna need to build a new wing before this is over.

5 days ago 6 0 0 0

If Jesus is really in favor of this war, maybe he can offer a strategy to win it.

5 days ago 12 2 1 0

Political Career Elegy.

6 days ago 7 1 1 0

You laugh, but her first client was JD Vance’s political career.

6 days ago 12 1 0 0

Little excursion, huh (good God y'all)

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing, say it again

6 days ago 15 1 1 0
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How an Image Depicting Trump as Christ Sparked a Backlash on the Religious Right The president’s social-media posts triggered strong pushback from the religious right, and it could be a liability for Republicans in the midterms.

Shouldn't some of his other behavior have sparked a backlash?

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

6 days ago 18 0 1 0

Everyone is stepping down from Congress. But Congress hasn’t even existed for nearly two years.

1 week ago 13 1 2 0
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No, they mean likely created with artificial intelligence because there's a small chance he is jesus.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I mean the craziest part of this is the idea that Trump would tip.

1 week ago 8 0 0 0

It's telling that:
a) he caught enough pushback from the religious right to delete something, which he almost never does
b) those people have not used this influence to cross him on anything more substantive than a gross but fundamentally superficial aesthetic insult to their brand

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The weird thing is that usually Trump is a big fan of guys with pointy hats.

1 week ago 14 1 1 0

Just for like a few minutes, the Pope should part the Strait of Hormuz.

1 week ago 24 1 0 0

Now if only I could convince JD Vance to root for the Dodgers.

1 week ago 59 3 6 1

What a shame a US administration idolized and supported Orban. What a joyful relief that Hungarians told them all to eff themselves.

1 week ago 19 0 0 0

Guys, relax. A blockade times a blockade equals a positive.

1 week ago 8 2 0 0
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The only war Trump won was the one on parody.

1 week ago 11 2 0 0

We had to go to the far side of the moon to get a reminder of the decency, diversity, and joyful endeavors of humans here on Earth.

1 week ago 29 3 2 0

They’re playing checkers. But we’re playing Vance.

1 week ago 5 1 0 0

Swalwell either has to drop out or run as a Republican.

1 week ago 20 1 1 0
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Putting the dick in dictator since 2016.

1 week ago 10 3 0 0

Iran has demanded that the peace negotiations with Vance take place in a donut shop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDvk...

1 week ago 2 1 0 0

What if the 25th amendment came with a trophy…

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