I'm picturing you in a Connie Mack 3-piece suit with the starched collar.

You mean, donors like Jeff Bezos?

This is tied with Obama/Mandami at the childcare center for the best thing I saw all weekend.

Wow Greg Evigan’s grunge period was pretty rough.

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

What, you didn't get ratioed badly enough the 1st time with this slop, so you decided to try again Jake? I get that you don't actually write these skeets or read the replies, but I would've hoped your underpaid intern would clue you in to how pathetic this is.
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Definitely *not* cool like Fonzie.

Well sure when you couch it like that

I mean, did Péter Magyar even say *thank you* to JD Vance?!?

Heck of a job, Vancey!

Oscar Gamble sliding into third with his Afro in full glory. He’s smiling while an ump calls him safe in dramatic fashion. There’s another guy named Cash on the right. I’m not doing this justice.

I’d never seen this photo of Oscar Gamble until 4 minutes ago and my life has gotten so much better since.

If you're not already following @carlquintanilla.bsky.social, this 🧵 is a perfect example of why you should be.

Guessing at this point Usha's okay with him jumping out of an airplane.

Disgusting, of course, to see this official US support for a bloodthirsty fascist dictator. But LOL at the idea that an endorsement from a universally hated and mocked (especially in Europe) loser like Vice President Chubby Cheeks here is going to provide Orban's campaign with a big boost.

Disappointing but sadly not that surprising that
@jahimes.bsky.social does not appear on this list. Yes, Trump TACOed again tonight, but he still needs to be removed from office immediately.

Well, here’s one good thing to repost today…

I remember this meme got a fair amount of play back in 2017 and we were mostly kidding around back then. I wish we were kidding now…

With all due respect, Senator, I’d say threatening a country that we invaded with genocide is more than just a distraction. I urge you to look to the example of your colleague @chrismurphyct.bsky.social for the kind of messaging we need right now: bsky.app/profile/chri...

@jahimes.bsky.social You voted to censure Al Green for daring to show opposition to *this* man in what you judged to be an ‘incivil’ manner.

You now have a responsibility to immediately introduce articles of impeachment.

Hey Jake I bet Trump backs off on this when he hears about your pocket squares!
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Yeah, Jake, you tell ‘em! A pocket square will *definitely* show Trump that he’s not the boss of you! 🤡

This one belongs in the Ratio Hall of Fame.

It was over-the-top & both funny & horrifying as it mercilessly skewered all of the central players as monstrous, paranoid buffoons & someday we’ll need an American remake because it’ll go pretty much the same way when That Thing finally happens here.

Loved Steve Buscemi as a neurotic Khrushchev.

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Lou Ferrigno spends a lot more time at Mar-a-Lago than in Times Square these days.

Michael Moriarty portraying me, Author Henry Wiggen, in the movie adaptation of my 2nd book, Bang the Drum Slowly. He's following through on a pitch; notice anything wrong? I mean, Gary Cooper actually learned to hit lefthanded for Pride of the Yankees!

Happy 85th birthday to actor-turned-right-wing-crank-living-in-Canada Michael Moriarty! Overall he did a fine job playing me in the movie version of Bang the Drum Slowly, except for 1 thing that's always bugged me: he pitched RIGHTHANDED! I'm a southpaw, it's right there in the title of my 1st book!

Happy Easter!

Started watching The Death of Stalin for no particular reason.

What a lovely Easter message, so glad America elected such a deeply spiritual Man of Faith.

That's funny I watched it two weeks ago!

Legendary character actor Dick Miller in After Hours.

Caught this the last time it played on TCM; it's absolutely bonkers! And Dick Miller was in (among a million other things) After Hours playing the waiter in the all night diner.