Whoever signed us up for the plague of the month club can eat shit.

There's a war on for this limited edition tote!

This nightmare cost us so much money. Help us out! Get the tote.

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Like I’m not joking I thought there was no way we’d get sick again this school year. They’ve had everything. We’ve had all the main bugs. I swear to god if this is Covid 😭

The nurse was like - there’s a bug going around, lots of kids out.

I feel like their push on perfect attendance this year backfired and kids are going when they shouldn’t and getting everyone sick.

Guess who has a fever?

It’s me, I have a fever Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

And on my way to pick up sick kiddo from school 🫩

Florida is headed the same way. Sociology was just banned from being a required course because it indoctrinates people by teaching them about things like discrimination and equity.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

Living in this state is so fucking embarrassing.

They’ve banned sociology courses from being required in state colleges because they “indoctrinate” people by teaching them about things like equity.

They’ve banned people from using food stamps for candy, soda and sugary items because why not.

I think the whole family is coming down with something again and I cannot express just how much I do not have the; time, money, mental or emotional capacity to manage that shite right now.

We’ve had every single virus already how can we be getting sick again 😫

Where are people finding part time remote work these days?

Wow. Fuck you Trump admin.
My student loans are going from a $0 income driven repayment to a $500 a month payment plan which there’s literally no way in hell I can afford.
Fuck.
I love crying at my desk on a Friday. Time to look for a second job again while my ex owes close to 70k in child support

I’m really really really frustrated with some aspects of work right now.
Multiple layers of frustration.
I am a layer cake of frustration.

Smiling critters from poppy playtime

I LOVE HIM!

Have you seen any of the poppy playtime critters because he kinda looks like he could be one and that definitely fits the demonic vibe 😅

a man in a suit and tie is making a face Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a face

Me realizing I saddled myself with two after hours work errands on an already hellacious day

Osprey on a branch daring me to try and steal his breakfast

Bluesky breaks and suddenly every other post is a picture of a bird, coincidence or big bird big brother taking over via a hack?

Anyways here’s the osprey that lives in the tree outside my office

We would adopt* and raise this little babby as our own

*if adopting a wild trash panda was a legal thing and if we weren’t already overrun by my fur children and actual children

Here's the article which includes the actual interview in question. Yes, he absolutely said this and yes, it's in context.

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Tiny adorable raccoon

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS

THERE’S A YOUNG RACCOON OUTSIDE MY OFFICE

E. Coli is gd awful, I’m so sorry.

Prices have been completely stable and the cost of living is totally manageable. Plus my ex regularly pays his child support on time and at the agreed upon amount.
Everything is fine and great

Childcare or try to request time off at the same time every other working parent is also trying to get time off.
Let me just magically produce more money from my ass really quick so I can pay for this. It’s not like I’ve got a birthday, high school graduation or the whole summer coming up while

The local school board is so fucking out of touch and removed from reality that they’re celebrating us not having any hurricane make up days by ending the school year two days early with only a months notice. So every household without someone who stays home now gets to try to figure out paid

A weird oval shaped bruise with a scratch right down the middle from where I almost impaled myself on a bamboo box in my closet. I genuinely thought I had a giant splinter in my leg when it first happened

This bruise looks like a tree or a feather to me (it doesn’t hurt now just looks bad)

It’s always the same here: kids go in the water and start struggling, adults go in the water after them and drown.
I see these types of people at the beach every time I go.
It’s not a lake, it’s not a river, it’s not a pool. It’s the ocean and it will fucking kill you if you don’t respect it.

I have had no less than 4 cars pull directly out in front of me like my car’s invisible from parking lots/side streets and I’m barely a mile from home.
Is there a reason everyone is driving extra psychotic today?

I just want to SLEEEEEEEEEP

ugh, why am I so tired lately. I hate being exhausted before I even get out of bed.

I say this with love.
Don’t go to the fucking beach if you can’t swim.
Definitely don’t get in the fucking water.
And if you do go to the fucking beach go to one with a lifeguard.
Fuck.

I’ve had my share of shitty neighbors, it sucks, and I’m sorry you’re dealing with it.
Hopefully this serves as a wake up call for them and you get some peace because of it.

Every single wild story they have about us doing something we don’t actually do it’s because they do it, and they assume we’re doing it too, but worse because we’re the villains in their world.
Epstein. Paid protestors. Cheating. Corruption at every level.
It’s all projection.