Pork tacos with green salsa

These tacos from a soccer match were p good

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

Why do we pay police

That’s too bad because when ya pregnant anything that feels weird is met with “drink water and lay on your left side” like that’s a fix all.

The discombobulation that occurs in the human body whilst growing children Cannot Be Overstated.

Girl, I had two kids and sometimes I twist wrong to reach for something in the back seat and I’m dying so

Also lordt, fall of 93 was someone in the frosh dorm blasting Blind Melon’s “No Rain” on repeat into the quad and I just 🥴🫠

i turned 18 in 93. I’d like to say I’ve seen improvement in the male diaspora since then but it’s hit or miss. I just tilt my windmills at my teen boys and my husband and cross my fingers.

A got dam wicker motorcycle

No questions about Britt Eklund and her tits out, just wicker concern because mum needed to save up for the motorcycle

Ok, you’ve got me. Happy birthday.

Huh, I always heard it was “Bend over, you’re in Ohio”

Hims needs more room and pillows and blankets

Lynette?

I seem to recall some Supreme Court precedent saying you can't cancel contracts with a religious entity because of disagreement with religious principles. Something that like Schmulton v. Schmity of Schmiladelphia.

Sign stapled to a utility pole: A PERSON WAS ABDUCTED BY ICE HERE

Springtime reminder, 36th & Chicago

His theology is messily facile also, I would argue. Lord save me from the “Jesus is my boyfriend” Christians.

Or at least picking lengthy essay fights with Erasmus, my god

Trippin’ (Hill) Billies’ Elegy was right there

Did the synth kick in for the last lightning strike

They only have pbjs and maybe a boat home, but no brofluencers

Or, hear me out, a huge swath of our people with a left-leaning political bent were killed off by AIDS or domestic violence

Tony Gonzales announces his retirement, bye bye, ya sex pest

Ask and ye shall receive

Not remotely the worst thing about this, but that widow in the headline is giving me typesetting headaches.

Entirely warranted

Is that a recreation of him healing Neal Dunn so he could vote for the Trump agenda

So sad, he’ll always be caught up in the samsara of mutual bonds

FOURTEEN STRIPES IN THE FLAG

Here’s why his win is bad for Joe Biden: