I absolutely love WFH. I just rewarded my toddler with a Chappell Roan dance sesh for going in the potty and for me finishing some pages.

Cardio ✔️
Fun with daughter ✔️
Good music ✔️

Before anyone gets here. I worked at McDonald’s for 6 months in college. I gave every box of nuggets AT LEAST 2 extra. I’ve always been about the people. ✊

That’s been a bucket list item for me longer than the phrase bucket list has existed.

I swear. The only people who watch bill maher are the journalists who have to write articles on the absurd shit he says. I know zero bill maher fans irl.

I said this in November, but PICK UP A BOOK… especially the banned ones!

This whole TikTok experiment proved so much. 1) Democrats are Feckless Losers who can’t sniff out a trap when it’s right in front of them. 2) we are already back in the cycle of Trump creating problems and solving them himself like winning an award for jerking off.

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

I’m a hoe for lexapro

Christian Nationalism is a helluva drug.

Tweet from Walter Bloomberg: $WMT - WALMART ON TARIFF INCREASE UNDER TRUMP SAYS 'WE’RE CONCERNED THAT SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED TARIFFS COULD LEAD TO INCREASED COSTS FOR OUR CUSTOMERS' - SPOKESPERSON

Walmart is sounding the alarm that higher prices are on the way as a result of Trump’s proposed tariffs.

If the DNC doesnt stop appealing to the right and start being the party of the working class, they are dead.

What do I make my personality here? Politics seems done to death, Pro Wrestling gets musty, Sobriety maybe? SEO writing? Emo/pop punk music?

Where are my people?

Spotted @waltermasterson.bsky.social on an episode of Law and Order SVU last night. Had to pause it and shout at my wife to come see.

The first one broke me into drinking more than I had before. I don’t know what to do now. But I will stay sober.

They would waste it. Trust.

This seems as good as any first post on Bluesky