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smoking thirty billion bowls till i can't think straight just to be sobered up by crying violently at a futurama episode

shadowban my dick bro

AMEN BROTHER HELL YEA 🤝

I be goin in n out of the pit and fussy can I get a #amen

do NOT order the pit and fussy combo at in-n-out

why is it 84° in january

i’m voting for you in 2028

it’s either this or upscrolled and nobody here is posting feet so

smoked enough weed to be normal

life has no beauty anymore, i feel no purpose exists for me. i no longer see a future for myself. when does it become reasonable to give up and die?

that sounds like my personal hell HOW do you even manage dude 😭 4pm sunset and freezing and wet is something i would not wish on my worst enemy

thinking so hard

giving out 9/11 stickers in NYC is some advanced level fuckery

CA winter feels like someone is just rolling a D20 with all the winter weather effects on it, but there is no snow option and over half the hits are "cloudy day @ 65 degrees"

west coast winter remains undefeated 🙌

i miss being silly and fun and excited to talk to people about dumb shit that did or didn't matter to me

i have been trust issued to the point where i now second guess/hesitate talking to anyone about anything, and ultimately choose not to say anything at all

how to become a type-A person and get better at living my life

at the part of my employment where i desperately just want to quit and do nothing for like 3 months straight

violently sobbing in the work bathroom cuz of punpun

goodnight punpun is making me spiral dude i have NEVER read anything this uncomfortably relatable before

i think LMFAO and Wocka Flocka returning with hit singles would truly repair part of society rn

i miss when twitter was live and fun and ppl would tell me im funny and hot in my dms, now the website feels so barren and sad and every reply is either OF promo or some right wing bot asking grok to validate them 30 times in a row

fighting the "buy cigs" demons rn but they're telling me smoking a cig is also a great chance to take a fit pic

i would stab a man for a piece of freshly baked garlic bread

i cannot wrap my head around how anyone willingly had a child at 18, i know less about the world and myself now than i ever have how tf did you raise a kid with damn near a decade less experience

i need a bad bitch with mental illness to beat me up and spit in my mouth

started clean eating and fasting for a week only to have one visit to raising cane’s turn my stomach into an active warzone again

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