Charging more per BBC seems racist 🤷‍♂️

Hey it worked for the dude in Misery

Really loving Foghorn Leghorn as what seems to be a Don Jeffries-style “folksy” evil corporate bigwig

I know it’s Bob Dylan, but Iron Flag is a great lesser Wu Tang (a group that normally excels in its solo and PR efforts). GFK is riding his hot streak, RZAs beats still have a booming edge, Deck’s lyrics rip tracks off their hinges, and Raekwon soars as usual. Plus Flavor Flav shows up

DC statehood yesterday

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

LITERALLY AS I TYPED THIS BRUCE CAMPBELL SHOWED UP

Catching up on Invincible and my god this is the greatest voice cast on television. This scene alone has Clancy Brown, Indira Varma, and Kate Mulgrew

Wow, check out this play Scoot Henderson just made!

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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Lolol we opened a mummy and all we got was an appendix to the simarillion

Id argue it surpasses classic 80s sounds since it opts for the full horn section rather than just a saxaphone

Hoping the high of step by step would carry me through Saturday until Roundhouse

Generation X came to trust the VJ Kennedy and use that trust to slide with her into right wing ideology while millennials, more trained on the progressive politics of Simon Rex and Carson Daly, could more easily see through her empty policy priorities

Chinese peppers will smile at you, by the time you realized what they’ve done you’ve been paralyzed for 20 minutes

Groucho Marx Columbo is absolutely brilliant so let me add in my suggestions of Harpo Marx Poirot and Chico Marx Phillip Marlowe. Zeppo and Margaret Dumont can be Nick and Nora Charles

Groucho Marx Columbo is, and I do not say this lightly, the single greatest idea anyone has ever had in the medium of television

Thanks John Dewey, big fan of your education texts

That’s what they call cyclops to fuck with him

I’d be down for an Scottish hero named neeps n’ tatties

45 Years Later: John Carpenter's The Fog “This town sits around for 100 years and nothing happens. Then one night, the whole place falls apart.”

Happy THE FOG Day everyone! Last year, I celebrated its 45th anniversary & thought I’d share my piece again today on this, the 21st of April. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/45-years-lat...

I’d appreciate any shares and/or subs - thanks so much!

It’s hard to think of someone on breaking bad who ISN’T perfectly cast, but Jonathan Banks breathes novels worth of life into this character in every scene

Turned on the local rock radio station and they were playing “detachable penis.“ We are so back baby

There’s a great David Foster Wallace essay about how he was a child tennis prodigy and when he got older he would read books by tennis champions and was shocked at how little self reflection they had. They would write things like “and then I won and I was happy”

Herrs old bay chips

Also these are an abomination to both old bay and potato chips. Have some respect for yourself and eat Utz Crab Chips

I once got beat up in a matzoh eating contest

Herrs old bay chips

Also these are an abomination to both old bay and potato chips. Have some respect for yourself and eat Utz Crab Chips

I grew up in Maryland and somehow never heard of these until I was an adult. Apologies to my fellow old Line staters but they are gross

This is *essential* reading from Tim.

Leaving Neverland has been deleted from HBO, but no one who has seen it can ever think about Jackson the same way again - no matter how much his estate wishes otherwise.

4 Screenshots from the movie "The Fog" (1980): First, an older man in a sailor's cap sits by a campfire on a beach at night, telling a story to children seated around the fire; subtitle reads, "One hundred years ago, on the 21st of April...". Second, the same scene continues with the fire casting dramatic shadows on the storyteller’s face and subtitle reads, "out on the waters around Spivey Point...". Third, the fire burns brightly in the center as the man gestures while speaking; subtitle reads, "a small clipper ship drew toward land." Fourth, a close-up of the man’s face illuminated by the firelight as he stares intensely; subtitle reads, "Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in."

Apr 21st 1880 - On this foggy night the Elizabeth Dane steered off course and crashed into rocks. 100 years later the crew returned.

📽️📅 The Fog (1980)