You and 7 clowns band together to clear an ultimate and eventually realize that there are, in fact, 9 clowns.

Texas has been too hot lately. Someone fix that please.

Fanfest next week. I’m going to fanfest next week. The reality is finally starting to hit me that it’s real.

That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"

Maomao….

Something quick for the egg season

I need to reiterate that the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie is a good film. The fact it was spat on is absolutely reflective of our dark world.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.

Theoretically can have a 20 energy turn with him if you untap with all runes and trigger his ability twice that turn. I want to figure out how to pull that off so much it’s unreal.

The most surprising part of this post for me is the implication that you only have one Filipino girl

Looove

You can join the Irelia blade princess gang when you decide to leave the twink behind :)

Ressssst

Oh so that’s why I was turned down the other day. She must have felt the echoes of your evolution and known to wait for her turn with you

when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything.

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

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there's literally nothing cooler than when the boss heals you before the battle. oldest trope in the business, good as shit every single time

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Emotionally, I understand Bad Bunny completely. Linguistically, there’s a measurable gap but I mean, who’s counting anyway?

But also zoo is based love the zoo

Disappointed in your harem for not filling the replies with variations of “Rosie hips…”

Life hack, crack open the third beer, and then the fourth beer

Need a gf who is a smarter than me but loves me for my kindness

a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor

happy president's day to Gulool Ja only and no one else

The musical transition Bad Bunny does in KLOuFRENS is fucking incredible every time