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a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

I love these lil guys sm #witchhatatelier #Δ帽子

your meat beeper goes off. log onto Giant Umbilical Cord Zoom. doesn't need to push an update to instantiate lymphslick, ruddy, half-sentient emulations of your boss and coworkers' faces. Giant Umbilical Cord Zoom just works. No one in the history of mankind has had it so perfect

hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

Illustration of a sloth riding on the back of a slug. Text: At dawn we ride

At dawn we ride (just don’t wait up)
#art #sloth

A black and white drawing of a girl on the left dribbling a basketball. On the upper right is a basketball hoop. On the right side of the image it says "Girls' Basketball Popularity" and underneath is a graph of sorts that reads from left to right "60s, early 70s, today" and there's a bouncing basketball going along the graph. It's high above "60s," very low over "Early 70s," and then in the middle over "today."

Incredible scientific graph from 1977

Somehow got two days worth of arena quests done in twenty or so games. I miss playing in person, even if I almost always lose. A third sentence can be about sandwiches!

you’re good enough at drawing to make your comic book 🫵🏾

table titled 'Active Problems', underneath which it says 'Transgender Female' three times

got the results of my test back

Happy lesbian visibility week 💗

#pixelart #ドット絵

2025 full color commission in a dense forest, a goblin hides behind a rock and summons with the aid of a spellbook 3 spectral birds. On the horizon, a giant white elk turns its gaze towards their hiding spot.

in the gods grove (2025)

not every woman could pull off having this amount of earwax

Another entry for Animation Reference of the Gods.

it probably feels so good to do something with your life

Digital illustration, colored pencil abstract, gradient filling the image, blue on left, to red, to purple, to orange, to yellow.

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To leave

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that way

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Do we need a second economy for people who care about art and people and stories? Another Internet. Another media. Another publishing industry. Because we aren’t fitting into what the politicians and the Silicon Valley boys are building.

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schaduw

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i'm like if a woman had been through a lot of shit

red scarlet elfcup mushrooms on a green mossy branch in brown mulch

drinking from the scarlet elfcups 🍄

Did he drink from the wrong grail or

I can hit you with a brick until you think that’s what happened!

I have taken psychic damage

you look like someone with half a wardrobe of thinkgeek shirts

Ellie sleeping on the couch

Hi

Can you please help me keep living indoors

I am just over a week away from being u-n-h-o-u-s-e-d

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