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So let me get this straight. The man who aces all of his cognitive tests by being able to identify a giraffe, wasn't able to identify... a Jesus.

Ok.

Or perhaps, just perhaps, just another example of his *fucking lies*.

Thank you, Ash, for helping make sense of this utter madness!

I wonder whether Melania sweats.

Just as there were people who resisted the introduction of inside toilets, seatbelts, women’s votes, lead free toys etc Tice & his party are similarly reluctant to embrace what most people can clearly see is needed. Unimaginative, regressive, fact averse idiots.
Let’s never let them run our country.

Mysteries, Mysteries, Ash.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Remember: Charles, whose brother is under investigation for his involvement with Epstein, is due to have a State Visit with the Trumps in a few week's time.

What could possibly go wrong?

One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

Purely coincidental.

This is so well done. 👌

'Iran must never be in possession of a nuclear weapon' (FWIW they shouldn't), says man who threatened via social media to end an entire civilisation in the space of a day.

It was only a matter of time until the Christo-nationalists told the head of one of the Christian faiths to stay out of Christianity.

Because hey, why wouldn't they?!

Spoiler Alert.

Totalitarians who are determined *never* to lose their grip on power, risking themselves to prison, tend not to allow free and fair elections.

So now that the nuclear winter isn't going to be this week, how about we get back to talking about the Epstein files featuring Trump a million times?

I honestly don't know if this is a thinly-veiled reference to Trump or not, Suella!

Crazy times!

Thought for the day:

The fact that we didn't wake up to WWIII and nuclear armageddon does *not* suddenly render him fit for office as the most powerful man on the planet.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

But, but, but... FIFA gave Trump their Peace Prize.

For the first time in my life, last night I went to bed *genuinely* not knowing what world I would wake to.

No matter that calm has prevailed *for now*, the world *cannot* endure another 2 3/4 years of this madness.

Remove him and prosecute him now.

The 'Art of the Deal', eh?

Trump, the master negotiator (sarcasm).

Never forget. Trump neither consulted nor requested approval from Congress for *even the first of these strikes*. He has *never* been given approval, for any of this.

And he most certainly does *not* have approval for the things he is threatening now.

Congress, do your fucking job.

Someone explain to me how Charles still has a State Visit to Trump's America.

Someone explain to me how they can still host 48 national football teams and their supporters.

Someone explain to me when he has still not been dragged out of office.

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

Spot on, Ash. It was that epitome of ignorance, incompetence and cruelty Raab.

Why does this keep happening James?!

I guess it's simply the increasing regularity of absolutely batshit events occurring. And now here we are.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

But yeah, seriously guys. Is he dead yet?

Dear American friends. Your president is no longer able to execute his duties (if there was ever a time he could).

He places the entire world in danger. He should be nowhere near power. Congress needs to perform its duty and remove him.

Right now.

But I thought he'd already won this war (that isn't a war).

Is he dead yet?

I honestly don't know if Bondi being sacked makes her *more likely* or *less likely* to turn up for her legal imperative of turning up to her deposition hearing.

And that is a neat illustration of just how broken everything in America is right now.

I expect the 5th to feature *a lot* though.