Jalapeños are one of the most important ingredients.

I vote that it’s gender neutral but this Reddit cracked me up.

Finally a valuation that makes sense.

Tesla Cybertruck Sales Were Inflated by a SpaceX Buying Spree Almost one in five pickups registered during the fourth quarter went to another company in the billionaire’s business empire.

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Spreadsheets the final boss of this AI round.

Cut to Zuck sitting behind large screens, anxiously watching "Zuck-time metric" graphs stuck at zero.

He leans forward and pulls a lever that drops the engineering team into a shark tank.

"They must not have embodied the real me."

Slight twitch of the eye... and scene.

Congrats on whoever decided to change the threaded size of the 2” under-sink union PVC at Home Depot, lots of fun to swap out an old broken one and find I have to replace the existing glued-in end as well.

Learning from the inspirational game changer of bolt packs now in the quantity of 3.

My silly take is that they need to make the “voice” sound/read more robotic so people don’t react like it’s impersonating a human, I think that might lower some innate animosity from feeling something is trying to trick us.

Cue old sci fi books about aliens taking over people’s bodies...

Something poetic about suing people for not purchasing your products, like we finally glimpsed a narcissism level never before seen in the wild.

Thats an improvement without anything lost - I’d say it’s more a chef looking at things like dough kneading getting automated and lamenting the “feel” for the dough that people get with their hands.

I don’t get how this can even be a thing - the only thing that matter is expectations at the *start* of the quarter. Like making a bet on what the score will be 5 seconds before the final bell.

Generally it’s not nearly as difficult as I expected - the Italian side is particularly gentle. Morning is the time to try to stretch yourself, everything gets harder with afternoon moguls/chop. My favorite runs were at the top of Matterhorn, Furrgsatel. Riffelberg a very very gentle area.

70%, gah, some tricky questions

I’m not a conspiracy guy but every decision this guy makes is exactly what seems to benefit Putin.

Nuclear Armageddon as the “best case“ scenario, nice plot twist

Nothing a hardcore weekend hackathon with his kids won’t fix

He exists for me like a character in a book, I've managed to never see this guy talk, only your tweets. Someday I'll see how much my mental voice matches the man.

My one Kraft Mac trick is use Kefir fermented drink instead of milk, makes it 10x better in my opinion

My buddy had a big health crisis where he lost a ton of weight. His friend, a bodybuilder, walks in “you look great! Silver linings eh?” Nothing like almost dying as a diet plan!

Hang in there man.

This is starting to be a Cosmic Joke the likes of which might split the earth in two, but it’s worth it.

Either incidents are actually down or… intruders are better about avoiding detection.

Ironic as yesterday Dow defaulted on a $9k electric bill.. times are tight!

His courtroom fairydust seems to have worn off lately

Going to be pretty interesting once his political cover starts to disintegrate, he’s made a LOT of sworn enemies, not even to mention his kids

I roll my eyes a bit with all these “the grid only runs at 52% capacity, we just need to max that out and we have room for datacenters!”

Like running our cars at redline 100% of the time.. might be some design tradeoffs

Complete faith in “the cure for high prices is.. high prices.”

Waiting for the inevitable trials and impeachments where “we gave him this warning in writing” is actually a DEFENSE for Trump, anything without a pictogram or a Dr Seuss rhymed poem is the equivalent of subterfuge.

"The person in the driver’s seat is only there for legal reasons. He is not doing anything. The car is driving itself."

I'll admit that I didn't think we would still be playing this game TEN YEARS later.

Dumb and Dumber. I understand it was originally written for them to get on the bus but Jim Carrey overrode with the (perfect) as-filmed outcome.

Forgot to add “love the car though”

I like to think that the weekend hackathon to fix FSD is still going, everybody’s locked inside with unlimited pizza and Red Bull