Captained Mateta this week. It's going about as well as you'd expect, but still another 45 to play.

Jesus Fucking Christ! Bluesky finally fixed their Android app login issues after about a year! I can finally start using this (conveniently) instead of the cesspit that is Twitter.

FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".

Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".

Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever

Jiménez, huh?

Had him from GW3 onwards, and benched him for GW7 and GW8 when he scored 1-pointers. He's been absolutely solid.

Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.

😂😂

Get rid of Bruno. I get that his stats are good but there are so many better ways to use the funds.

Assistant Manager chip

Don't get me started.

Mystery Chip 24/25: "Physician Chip": Choose a club and get a point for every time the medical team runs onto the pitch. #FPL

I'm tempted to not use the chip out of spite. Can't believe this is what they've come up with.

It's so stupid.

The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?

What every goalkeeper turns into when I own them in FPL. #FPL

Jesus Christ. I can count on one hand the number of people I would bow down to in the world, and Meryl Streep is one of them. #Silkwood

"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge

What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?

I've done everything i thought would help, including unfollowing Ben Crellin, which I really hated to do. But I can't stand that shit.

Had Haaland up until GW 11. But I knew it was time to sell him (at least temporarily). Jackson and Salah have already worked wonders for me the past 2 GWs.

You're right, but I hadn't interacted with or posted anything related before this.

My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football

Was it this bad?

My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized

Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City

Our SKLW team needs a win this week. And I mean NEED.

Did you let Twitter know?