Oops, I Megaplex'd

They should make it full-contact, like an 18-hole battle royale.

A watercolor style doodle of a sleepy kidfur in night sky themed pajamas, reading a book.

Bedtime stories 📘🌛 For @kinderpup.bsky.social ⭐

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Good on ya!

MMMMMMMMEAT

Señor Billón

The bonus games on that machine are actually really fun!

See me.... feeeel meeeee

Yeah, the days of picking up old arcade stock for a few hundred bucks are long gone, but it's nice to dream! Games I want in no particular order (if I sell a kidney): Theatre of Magic, Arabian Nights, Bride of Pinbot, Medieval Madness, Red & Ted's Road Show

What is this kid, some kinda cyborg??

Well don't mind if I dooooo~

Someone near me was moving and selling a beautifully maintained Theatre of Magic for $6k but it sold before I could jump on it. He could have easily gotten twice that for it in that condition

My preference will always be classic Williams/Bally tables! But I made an exception for this

I tried to make it free but I couldn't get the toothpick to go all the way through

It does not appear to be made of chocolate

Cooler than two cool things tied together!

Now my Rockruff has somewhere to sleep!

The Easter Bunny said this was too big for my basket so he sent it FedEx.

They're apparently only available through April!

Kinder can't lose weight reason #833367

Interesting flavor variants I stumbled across in my travels over the weekend. They survived the trip back to DC so hopefully they aren't super grody.

Bullshit.

That's a pretty bold claim, Connecticut.

That's my second or third favorite kind!

The life vest illustrations on this flight kinda look like buttcheeks.

Ditditda ditditda ditditda ditditdoo

For all your donking needs

You're a donker

Just finished a 17-hour marathon code sprint. My brain is now mush. Time to fall asleep while watching Kipper because I can't grownup anymore this week.

Apparently not going to Australia. They've changed my destination at least four times in the past two weeks but we've finally got it locked in. Going to... Manchester??? (That's 10,326 miles away from Bluey).

🎵 My baby takes the morning train...