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I know, right? THIS is one of the reasons I barely play online games, my bf is clingy AF (love it though). He always wants to watch movies when we’re both home.

I’ll tie him in a chair, give him gummies, and force him to watch me play Sea Of Thieves.

🤫😈😂

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Yay! 😁 Let me see when, I barely have time to play on Switch. Right now I’m enjoying Overwatch on PS5. I took a day off work and decided to give it a try.

Time zones suck. While I’m sleeping, you guys are awake, and when I’m at work and about to get out, you guys are going to sleep. 😭

Pew pew pew pew pew pew! 💥🔫

I’ve missed playing Mercy 🥹

#Overwatch2 #Mercy #PS5

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Guys… GET A ROOM! (Just kidding) my diabetic heart is going into a sugar coma with all this sweetness lol 😂 But yeah, we definitely need to play one day, I’d love that!

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Peachy is gonna do the job 😂

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My bf is 40, and he’s always saying the same thing. STOP IT! You guys aren’t old, age is just a number! Look at me, I’m almost 37 and people treat me like I’m a little kid 🤦🏻‍♂️ they never take me seriously and it’s frustrating sometimes. I have to yell and bark like a chihuahua so they respect me. Lol

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Yes!!! 🙌🏻 I might get it for my PS5 someday.

Maybe one day? I think it would be fun lol 😂

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But who’s going to protect me and our treasures while you dive into the sea? @xpeachheart.bsky.social Do you play Sea of Thieves? I need a bodyguard lol 😂

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🤣 At the beginning, I used to feel the same way, but I kinda got used to it. It’s all the movement and how sharp the game looks, it feels super real. You might also want to expand the field of view, for me, everything felt too close, and I used to get nauseous.

Maybe that will help? 🤔

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Right? Isn’t it funny? I played this game every day for 6–7 years, no skips, then took an 8-month break, and now I find myself going insane after every match. This isn’t normal 😂 I’m winning most matches, but I just get nervous and anxious, it doesn’t matter what type of match I play. 😭

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OMG! I love Sea of Thieves, but I haven’t played it in a while. We should play one day! I really love exploring, and the sea looks amazing in 4K, super real. Just don’t ask me to go underwater though; my thalassophobia kicks in 😂 I’ve never encountered the Kraken, so that would be fun!

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Uff, it’s been a long time since I’ve played Overwatch, and I can tell you, my heart is beating so fast! I don’t think I can play these types of games for too long lol. I’ve kinda gotten used to cozy games. I’m old!

You’re not! Stop it! 😊

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Omg, yes! I love that one too lol 😂

I’m glad you’re doing well, Matty.

😂 We’re not old!!! 😂

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I wish I could drink peach iced tea 😭 It’s so good, but diabetes sucks! Lol 😂

See? I’m glad you’re enjoying the little things, I. That’s really good. 😊

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Yes! I swear! 🧎🏻‍♂️😭

Hope you’re doing well, Scott. 😃

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I kind of want that, lol, coffee and a sandwich for dinner 😂

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Yes, I always get free food at work, that’s one of the benefits. Let me know what you cooked! 😊

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That’s my shocked face, Matty, I had to, lol 😂

How are you? Hope you’re doing well! 🤗

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No, I’m not!!! I’m turning 37 on August 11, Matty! Thank you though, people at work say I look 21–28 (I wish!!!) 😂

Nope, I can’t even stand myself, lol.

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It’s fun though 🤣 I open the app and have no idea what reaction I’m gonna have. People have no shame, and neither do I. Lol 😂

Me earlier today like Cardi B: “OMG, WHAT IS THAT? What is thaaaaat?” 😂

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I’m definitely following lgbtqia people, because what the hell is this Following tab? 🤣

All I see is cucumbers, carrots, eggplants, and God knows what else. 😱

one of the best decisions you can make is to retire from drama and distance yourself from the people who love it

I saw this and thought it felt relevant…

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Lol 😂 I will.

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Yes! Hangry Hulk is under control now lol 😂

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YAAAAS! Lol 😂